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BREAKING NEWS: Nuclear Mouse On The Loose In Washington State!

BREAKING NEWS: Nuclear Mouse On The Loose In Washington State!

…and Mr. Robinson later thanked the squirrel for having the wherewithal to dial 9-1-1, even after she had berated the cute rodent with racial slurs that were in no way applicable to the squirrel species.  What a humble and forgiving lit…

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The Literal Translation of Last Night’s Victory and Concession Speeches

The Literal Translation of Last Night’s Victory and Concession Speeches

Victory Speech Hello, fellow plural for residents of the state! Tonight you voted, and you really showed the members of the political opposition that I have dehumanized through scare tactics that this state doesn’t want what they have to off…

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Kids: Stay Away From Washington

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IT’S PEANUT BUTTER GEORGEY TIME, PEANUT BUTTER GEORGEY TIME PEANUT BUTTER GEORGEY…

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The Last Line Of This Story Makes Me Sad

The Last Line Of This Story Makes Me Sad

Washington State Has Weird Politicians

Washington State Has Weird Politicians

We do a lot of photoshop stuff on this site, but I can assure you, this is not one of them.  Reader Eric B. was in Seattle recently and saw a couple candidates on the ballot that were super awesome.  I mean, if you’re undecided, do you want a…

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