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25 Ridiculous Kinds of Bottled Water

ed hardy bottled water

You’d think bottled water would be a pretty simple product – you put water in a bottle and sell it to people who are probably well aware it comes out of taps and toilets all over town for much less money. But even the simplicity of wate…

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Attention Microbes In The Ocean: Stop Farting In Our Water

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Knowing that sea-fearing microbes make up a large percentage of our readership, I am going to address this article to them, or really, to you. My message is simple, and I will be very direct: Microbes, Stop Farting In our Oceans. I know, you’re but…

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According To A New Study, Humans Prefer Writing Status Updates To Flushing Away Their Poop

Facebook vs Flushing Toilets

If a Jigsaw-like serial murderer kidnapped you and posed you with this very simple question, how would you respond? Which is more important to you, Facebook or using the toilet to do whatever it is you do with toilets? Seems like a simple question,…

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This Meth Is Making Me Thirsty!

This Meth Is Making Me Thirsty!

By Pete Dembowski – Meth Head God damn, this meth is making me thirsty. Do you have any bottled water? No? That’s OK. I’ll just drink some from the old tire in that ditch. Gross! This tire has hair on it! I hate hair. I wish I was…

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Justin Bieber Hit In Face With Water Bottle. Finally.

Justin Bieber Hit In Face With Water Bottle. Finally.

  We’re going to start off this post by doing something we usually do a day or two after a post, and usually after said post has totally offended everyone of a certain ethnicity or religion. We want to say that we’re sorry. We&rsquo…

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Funny Fishing Bloopers

Funny Fishing Bloopers

  As a kid in Tennessee, I grew up watching Bill Dance’s fishing show on The Nashville Network every Sunday morning. The show was always really boring and nothing exciting ever happened. I’m not even sure why I watched it, but I…

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Dun Dun…Dun Dun…DA-DA-DUUUHHHN!!!

Dun-DunDun-DunDA-DA-DUUUUUUUUHHHN

NCAA Football Player Does Adult Film(TotalProSports)   If Looks Could Kill The Hotties Of Dexter (FanSided)   Googling Is Good (MadeMan)   The Hottest Women In Motorsports (AllLeftTurns)   Hasselhoff’s New Reality (ScreenJu…

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Let’s Blow Up The Moon!

Let’s Blow Up The Moon!

  In case you haven’t heard, NASA is going to blow up the moon.  This is really no surprise.  In fact, Mr. Show predicted this about 10 years ago.  The only thing they got wrong was the color of the President, but nobody c…

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I Don’t Know What’s Happening Here, But I Can Tell It’s Awesome.

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What Your Favorite UFC Fighter Says About You (CagePotato)   Freakin Hot Fripple Girls (Coed)   Kobe Bryants And His Harsh Words (TotalProSports)   Megan Fox Is Dumb And Hot (TheDailyFix)   Faye Reagan Gets Naked [nsfw] (SexyandF…

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Perfect Timing

Perfect-Timing

Katy Perry And Her Spikes (TheDailyFix)   Jamie Gunns And Her Boobs (Coed)   People Realize Kanye Is A Douche (LemonDrop)   Ray Allen And His Tiger Fetish (TotalProSports)   15 Shameless And Fake Photos (Cracked)   The World…

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You Can Lead An Ass To Water…Unless You’re Ass Naked

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J-Lo’s Hot Behind (TheDailyFix)   Sophie Turner Is HOT (GorillaMask)   The Priest And The Beast (AdultSwim)   The 5 Sexiest Newspapers Ever (Coed)   Man Destroys Very Expensive Car (EvilChili)   5 Badass Presidents (Cr…

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