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Be Afraid: China Has Developed Deadly Exploding Watermelon Technology

Folks, it’s no secret that the Chinese are plotting an extravagant and deadly scheme to kidnap the state of Massachusetts and hold it for ransom in an effort to get back all the money America owes them. But for quite some time the manner of the tak…

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Chicken and Watermelon: Understanding Hate through Lunch

posted 05/12/2011
by Ian Fortey

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If there’s one thing we like to do at Holy Taco, aside from desperately seeking attention, it’s get under people’s skin. This is total insider stuff, but 9 times out of 10 if someone posted a negative comment on an article, we weren’t so stupid as…

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OK Japan, We Get It, You’re Very Very Racist

posted 05/06/2009
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This Is How You Open A Watermelon With Your Face

posted 01/15/2009
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We get emails all the time with people asking "Hey, I have this watermelon, but I don’t have a knife. Any ideas on how I can open this thing?" Well, here’s your answer. (Can you please stop emailing us that now?)

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