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We Must Not Allow The Tyrannical Ground Hog To Control Our Weather Patterns!

Punxsutawney Phil

Fellow lovers of empirical evidence-driven methods of weather prediction, I say we cast aside the shackles of weather predicting rodents and take hold of our own weather destinies by stripping the power from the hands of the weather tyrant known as …

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What To Do When The Power Goes Out

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Without electricity, your precious Xbox will not turn on, your iPod will eventually run out of power, and Netflix streaming won’t be an option. Those of you who may have lost power thanks to Hurricane Irene know the importance of having the p…

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2011 Atlantic Tropical Storm Names and The People They Make Me Think Of

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The naming of tropical storm systems is something our National Weather Service does for the purpose of identifying storms as they develop. However, certain names bring certain visuals to mind, and can cause people to associate a storm with someone …

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Why Winter Sucks

Why Winter Sucks

We live in Southern California for a reason: we hate winter. Winter is the time of year when every other living thing chooses to either die or hide, but for some reason we humans choose to just put on a giant coat and power through it. If you’…

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Giant Spider Interrupts Weather

Giant Spider Interrupts Weather

  If you watch this video enough, you can actually see the spider wink at the camera right before he strolls off screen. Was he trying to tell us something? What does this mean? Is this a message? Is there trouble in Manatee County? I gue…

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This Is What Qualifies As News In Cincinnati

This Is What Qualifies As News In Cincinnati

– Watch more free videos The poor, poor Cincinnati Reds. First they trade away Ken Griffey, Jr, their beloved son. Then they traded away Adam Dunn, their beloved fat son. And now their left with a team no one wants to watch. So what’s t…

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