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An Email Exchange Between Pirates

An Email Exchange Between Pirates

If you’re a modern Somali Pirate, you can charge your victims for expenses incurred while holding a ship hostage in addition to the ransom that you’re demanding.  That’s like someone crapping on your face, and then making you …

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8 Haiku Poems Written To Popular Websites

8 Haiku Poems Written To Popular Websites

We’re always looking for ways to express ourselves by writing as little as possible. Therefore we decided that instead of writing out our views on a few popular websites, we’d use the power of haiku.

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Tom Cruise Launches TomCruise.com

Tom Cruise Launches TomCruise.com

Finally! Our itty bitty little megalomaniac has entered the blogosphere! And let me tell you, the blogosphere is better off for it. I can barely remember what we did before we had TomCruise.com to help us get through our days with five-minute video…

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