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Is Booze Ruining Your Life? Then Try Something Harder!

Is Booze Ruining Your Life? Then Try Something Harder!

Big news: a bunch of british scientists got together and determined that alcohol is bad for you. Crazy conclusion to come to, I know. It’s like “Really, british scientists? Just because it burns going down and makes you take home leathe…

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Remember to Vote for Prop. 19

Remember to Vote for Prop. 19

By Joseph Walbarg, Line Cook As I rolled out of bed this afternoon and flipped on the tube, I couldn’t help but notice all the news about the election. Watching those smug Republican bastards celebrate was enough to make you puke. And while w…

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The 7 Best Foods to Eat When You’re Stoned

The 7 Best Foods to Eat When You’re Stoned

Today is 4/20, which means that you’re probably stoned right now, and that means you’re probably hungry, too. Eating food when you’re stoned is like having a thousand orgasms in your mouth all at once (maybe I worded that incorrec…

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They Get Really Paranoid When They’re High

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Snoop Dogg Caught With Weed? Whaaa?

Snoop Dogg Caught With Weed?  Whaaa?

Here’s how you know cops are really, really, really, bored: Snoop Dogg’s tour bus was stopped by police yesterday afternoon, and two of the singer’s entourage were arrested for marijuana possession. In an unrelated story, a new st…

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