Big news: a bunch of british scientists got together and determined that alcohol is bad for you. Crazy conclusion to come to, I know. It’s like “Really, british scientists? Just because it burns going down and makes you take home leathe…
By Joseph Walbarg, Line Cook
As I rolled out of bed this afternoon and flipped on the tube, I couldn’t help but notice all the news about the election. Watching those smug Republican bastards celebrate was enough to make you puke. And while w…
Today is 4/20, which means that you’re probably stoned right now, and that means you’re probably hungry, too. Eating food when you’re stoned is like having a thousand orgasms in your mouth all at once (maybe I worded that incorrec…
Here’s how you know cops are really, really, really, bored:
Snoop Dogg’s tour bus was stopped by police yesterday afternoon,
and two of the singer’s entourage were arrested for marijuana possession.
In an unrelated story, a new st…