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Man, This Weekend is Gonna Kick Ass!

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I’m not gonna lie. This weekend is going to be pretty radical. It’s probably end up being way more radical than yours. I’ve got so many great things lined up, so many great activities, that there’s just no way this weekend can suck. Just no way. I…

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7 Things That Will Definitely Happen On Memorial Day Weekend

7 Things That Will Definitely Happen On Memorial Day Weekend

Memorial Day Weekend is almost here! By now, you should be fully prepared for three days of non-stop, uninhibited drunken revelry. Just be aware that, in spite of all the unpredictable adventures that you’ll experience this Memorial Day Weeken…

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Weekend in Vegas Bingo

Weekend in Vegas Bingo

There’s nothing like a weekend in Vegas to remind you of exactly how shitty your life could be.  The next time you venture off to Sin City, take this handy bingo card along, so you’ll have something to keep you occupied while your f…

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Graphs for the Weekend

Graphs for the Weekend

The best thing about this weekend is that it’s almost here.  The worst thing about this weekend is that it can be a dark and confusing place.  Luckily, we’ve created some graphs to help you make sense of the chaotic abyss that …

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Un-Lock Of the Weekend

Un-Lock Of the Weekend

Alright, this column is getting embarrassing. I’m 0-3 and last week I put down a “John Holmes’ Penis” sized bet on the piece of shit Ravens last week, so there’s gonna be a few people who won’t be getting Christ…

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