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Man Sends Hitman to Kill Wife, Wife Beats Hitman With Claw-Hammer Then Chokes Him to Death [#happyendings]

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“My father, the carpenter, always taught me a hammer could be used for self defense — the claw end would work the best,” Walters said. “His last words on this earth were ‘you’re strong,’”

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Confessions of a Bitter Wal-Mart Greeter

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Well, it finally happened. A Wal-Mart greeter snapped and robbed his own store at gunpoint. Eighty-three year old George Plane Jr. is the Travis Bickle of Wal-Mart greeters. Thanks to a few shady connections, we were able to get a hold of PlaneR…

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Holy Taco’s Week in Ridiculosity

Holy Taco’s Week in Ridiculosity

Holy Taco isn’t just about articles that make our commentors call us names – we’re here to educate and enlighten you as well. So let’s check this week’s news highlights.

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News That Is Both Real and Weird!

News That Is Both Real and Weird!

More News That’s Actually True!

More News That’s Actually True!

News That Is The Weirdest!

News That Is The Weirdest!

Another Round of Unbelievable News!

Another Round of Unbelievable News!

Even More Unbelievable News!

Even More Unbelievable News!

More Unbelievable News Again!

More Unbelievable News Again!

More News You Won’t Believe Is Real

More News You Won’t Believe Is Real

Creepy Dolls and People Who Pretend They’re Human

Creepy Dolls and People Who Pretend They’re Human

I think we can all agree that dolls are creepy. Like, crap your pants creepy if you’ve ever seen one in the middle of the night standing beside your bed holding a glock to your head. Well, just when you think dolls or the people who buy them …

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