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5 Foods I Don’t Want to Eat from Etsy

Did I just write a whole week’s worth of food related articles for some reason? Yes I did. Go with it. Everyone eats, it’s relatable. That said, I found myself on Etsy looking for some crocheted nut warmers today and ran afoul of their food sect…

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9 of the Most Depressing Fetishes Ever

posted 02/21/2013
by Ian Fortey

Fetishes make the world go ‘round and everyone is into something. You prefer blondes, you prefer big boobs, you like honey mustard on your taint, whatever. Most fetishes (not all. Never all. But most) are perfectly OK. It’s a harmless quirk tha…

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This is Not Why I’m Broke

posted 10/04/2012
by Ian Fortey

ThisiswhyImbroke.com is a sort of shopping site that directs you to places where you can find the coolest, weirdest items online so you can waste your hard earned money and get a jetpack. As such, it seems like a valuable service. Seems that way, …

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5 Things Easily Found Online That Would Scar You in Real Life

posted 03/09/2012
by Ian Fortey

The internet is one of mankind’s greatest achievements – a near limitless tool for connecting people the world over and sharing the entirety of human knowledge. It’s literally the closest thing we have to a manifestation of God, if you think about …

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25 Creepy Stuffed Toys

posted 11/30/2011
by Ian Fortey

Stuffed toys are some of the first you’ll give a child, due to their lack of sharp corners and/or arsenic. And while that’s all fine and good you should probably not give them creepy, nightmare toys. Unless you’re positive it…

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25 Ridicuolously Unreadable Magazines

posted 11/21/2011
by Ian Fortey

Print isn’t dead, it’s just gotten weird. Like these magazines, which you can peruse next time you’re at your dentist. If your dentist is awesome.

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25 Weird Ass Kinds of Underwear (Mildly NSFW)

posted 11/11/2011
by Ian Fortey

Underwear should be simple, normal and form fitting. It should not be preposterous.

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Holytaco Buzz: Stroke of What?

posted 11/09/2011
by Noah G

Many things change in a person after a stroke; sexual orientation is now one of them. Don’t believe me? That’s what happened to Rugby Player Chris Birch, who injured himself attempting a back flip and suffered a stroke in the process.…

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25 Places Bacon Doesn’t Belong

posted 10/13/2011
by Ian Fortey

The other day we posted something on Twitter about bacon lube, not realizing it was a real thing. After learning the awful truth we went to see what other bacon atrocities we could find. This infatuation has gotten out of hand.

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25 Ridiculous Online Dating Sites

posted 09/02/2011
by Ian Fortey

Online dating has been mostly mainstream for a few years now but that doesn’t mean all online dating is cool. You can go to like three sites and not be considered a freak. None of these are those three sites.

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Commemorate Your Poor Taste In Knick Knacks With Commemorative Plates!

posted 08/04/2011
by Jim Tews

Keepsakes and mementos are nice to have, unless of course they’re ugly commemorative plates. There’s still no clear definition of what level of recognizability an event or entity must reach to be commemorated on a plate, which is probab…

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5 Foods I Don’t Want to Eat from Etsy

9 of the Most Depressing Fetishes Ever

This is Not Why I’m Broke

5 Things Easily Found Online That Would Scar You in Real Life

25 Creepy Stuffed Toys

25 Ridicuolously Unreadable Magazines

25 Weird Ass Kinds of Underwear (Mildly NSFW)

Holytaco Buzz: Stroke of What?

25 Places Bacon Doesn’t Belong

25 Ridiculous Online Dating Sites

Commemorate Your Poor Taste In Knick Knacks With Commemorative Plates!

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