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25 Creepy Stuffed Toys

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Stuffed toys are some of the first you’ll give a child, due to their lack of sharp corners and/or arsenic. And while that’s all fine and good you should probably not give them creepy, nightmare toys. Unless you’re positive it…

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25 Ridicuolously Unreadable Magazines

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Print isn’t dead, it’s just gotten weird. Like these magazines, which you can peruse next time you’re at your dentist. If your dentist is awesome.

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25 Weird Ass Kinds of Underwear (Mildly NSFW)

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Underwear should be simple, normal and form fitting. It should not be preposterous.

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Holytaco Buzz: Stroke of What?

Holytaco Buzz: Stroke of What?

Many things change in a person after a stroke; sexual orientation is now one of them.  Don’t believe me?  That’s what happened to Rugby Player Chris Birch, who injured himself attempting a back flip and suffered a stroke in the process.…

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25 Places Bacon Doesn’t Belong

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The other day we posted something on Twitter about bacon lube, not realizing it was a real thing. After learning the awful truth we went to see what other bacon atrocities we could find. This infatuation has gotten out of hand.

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25 Ridiculous Online Dating Sites

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Online dating has been mostly mainstream for a few years now but that doesn’t mean all online dating is cool. You can go to like three sites and not be considered a freak. None of these are those three sites.

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Commemorate Your Poor Taste In Knick Knacks With Commemorative Plates!

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Keepsakes and mementos are nice to have, unless of course they’re ugly commemorative plates. There’s still no clear definition of what level of recognizability an event or entity must reach to be commemorated on a plate, which is probab…

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New Zealand Is Trying To Cripple The internet’s Ability To Write Lazy Articles About Weird Baby Names

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Go head. Type the words “weird baby names” in to Google and see what happens. If your search results are anything like mine, 0.16 seconds after you hit enter you will receive “about 6,230,000” links, all centered around the weird names parents have…

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25 Bizarre Things Made From Hair

25 Bizarre Things Made From Hair

All this time you’ve been letting your hair fall on the ground (or saving it in labeled bags under the stairs) when you could have been doing all kinds of vaguely creepy things with it. Look!

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Snake’s Day Out: A Collection of Escaped Bronx Zoo Cobra Sightings Around NYC

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In case you’re not aware, an incredibly deadly cobra escaped from the Bronx Zoo a few days ago and has yet to be captured. It’s just been wandering the city, having an amazing time, and we’ve got photographic proof.

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10 Things Lodged Inside Of People

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I was taught, at a very young age, that it’s not a good idea to attempt to swallow non-food items. I also learned, as I grew older, that it’s really not a good idea to put anything in your rectum (unless you’re in love.) The peopl…

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