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5 Foods I Don’t Want to Eat from Etsy

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Did I just write a whole week’s worth of food related articles for some reason? Yes I did. Go with it. Everyone eats, it’s relatable. That said, I found myself on Etsy looking for some crocheted nut warmers today and ran afoul of their food sect…

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Well, Have You?

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Bungee Jump Fail in Thailand [video](TotalProSports)   This Is One Huge Shark (MadeMan)   Hot Christine Bumbera Gallery (AllLeftTurns)   Roller Girls Fail (ScreenJunkies)   The Best Brazilian Butts Ever (Coed)   Aubrey oR…

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News You Won’t Believe Is Real

News You Won’t Believe Is Real

There have been a lot of weird news stories popping up over the past week, so we decided to cover all of them in the best way possible: by making a fake Weekly World News-style magazine cover to emphasize how ridiculous these stories seem, and then …

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Take a Vacation to Boner Mountain!

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Ferrari Drivers Have Parking Immunity (TotalProSports)   How to Hide an Office Hangover (TheMinimumRage)   Beer Babes From Oktoberfest (Coed)   Anna Friel Likes Breakfast Nude (TheDailyFix)   Stephanie Rotuna Is HOT (GorillaMask)…

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Ortega Shells or GTFO, Wolfman

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How to be More Productive (TheMinimumRage)   Niklas Hagman And His Perfect Goal (TotalProSports)   Feeling Too Significant? Click Here. (TheChive)   The Babes Of Oktoberfest (Coed)   Victoria Rowells Horrible Dress (DailyFix) &nb…

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The Future Is Now!

The Future Is Now!

Surprising Japanese Egg Toy – Watch more Funny Videos If we’ve said it once, we’ve siad it a million times: if you can dream it, people will f*ck it! The Japanese have really outdone themselves this time. What will they think of ne…

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Keep Hockey Kids Away From Normal Kids

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After the Show Was Cancelled, His Life Went to Sh*t

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A Good Reason to Wish You Were Deaf (Evilchili)   Christy West is HOT (GorillaMask)   Hot Girls Grabbing Their Boobs (Coed)   6 Facts About Historic Figures Made By Their Enemies (Cracked)   Smoking IS Cool (IAmBored)   Jess…

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Ef You, People Down at the Music Center!

Ef You, People Down at the Music Center!

  There’s really nothing I can say that would do this video justice, so I’m just going to make a quick list of elements that I would expect from an Absolutely Outrageous Christian Public Access Video Clip:   1.  A Creepy …

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The Coolest Man Alive? (Hint: The Answer is No)

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How to Grill the Perfect Burger (mademan)   Kid Raps for LA House of Reps (drunkenstepfather)   Dude Wins $250K for Watching Office Space (EJB)   How Much Does Cameron Diaz Get Paid? (askmen)   Sarah Lyons is HOT (gorillamask) &n…

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Well, I Hadn’t Considered Becoming A Mormon. But Now….

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  I really hope that God has an itunes playlist that he goes running to, and someone snuck into his office and put this on it, and right in the fourth mile of his run, as he’s getting tired, it comes on and he lets out a sigh of "yo…

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Monday Afternoon Link Dump

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Mel B Sucks A Lollipop (TheDailyFix)   Teresa Noreen Is HOT (GorillaMask)   The Dos Equis Academy (DosEquis)   What Your Porn Says About You (LemonDrop)   Hot And Flexible Yoga Babes (Coed)   Myleene Klass Is Sexy (Maxim) &n…

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