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Hamster Asses, Doorknob Licking, And Other Strange Japanese Obsessions

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I realize that it’s the antithesis of political correctness to make sweeping generalizations about a whole group of people, especially if that generalization tends toward the negative. But man…the Japanese are just plain effing weird.

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Even More News You Won’t Believe Is Real

Even More News You Won’t Believe Is Real

25 Weird Coffins

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For our readers over the age of 65, here are a few gift ideas for the wife this holiday season.   f

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The Day My Dad Was Accidentally the Coolest DJ In Florida

The Day My Dad Was Accidentally the Coolest DJ In Florida

My dad is a pretty normal guy.  He collects guns and swords, he designs and manufactures his own flea circuses, and he’s always dressing up as a wizard and doing magic tricks for people.  Y’know, just normal "Dad" stu…

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Well, Have You?

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Bungee Jump Fail in Thailand [video](TotalProSports)   This Is One Huge Shark (MadeMan)   Hot Christine Bumbera Gallery (AllLeftTurns)   Roller Girls Fail (ScreenJunkies)   The Best Brazilian Butts Ever (Coed)   Aubrey oR…

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News You Won’t Believe Is Real

News You Won’t Believe Is Real

There have been a lot of weird news stories popping up over the past week, so we decided to cover all of them in the best way possible: by making a fake Weekly World News-style magazine cover to emphasize how ridiculous these stories seem, and then …

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Take a Vacation to Boner Mountain!

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Ferrari Drivers Have Parking Immunity (TotalProSports)   How to Hide an Office Hangover (TheMinimumRage)   Beer Babes From Oktoberfest (Coed)   Anna Friel Likes Breakfast Nude (TheDailyFix)   Stephanie Rotuna Is HOT (GorillaMask)…

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Ortega Shells or GTFO, Wolfman

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How to be More Productive (TheMinimumRage)   Niklas Hagman And His Perfect Goal (TotalProSports)   Feeling Too Significant? Click Here. (TheChive)   The Babes Of Oktoberfest (Coed)   Victoria Rowells Horrible Dress (DailyFix) &nb…

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The Future Is Now!

The Future Is Now!

Surprising Japanese Egg Toy – Watch more Funny Videos If we’ve said it once, we’ve siad it a million times: if you can dream it, people will f*ck it! The Japanese have really outdone themselves this time. What will they think of ne…

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Keep Hockey Kids Away From Normal Kids

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After the Show Was Cancelled, His Life Went to Sh*t

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A Good Reason to Wish You Were Deaf (Evilchili)   Christy West is HOT (GorillaMask)   Hot Girls Grabbing Their Boobs (Coed)   6 Facts About Historic Figures Made By Their Enemies (Cracked)   Smoking IS Cool (IAmBored)   Jess…

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Ef You, People Down at the Music Center!

Ef You, People Down at the Music Center!

  There’s really nothing I can say that would do this video justice, so I’m just going to make a quick list of elements that I would expect from an Absolutely Outrageous Christian Public Access Video Clip:   1.  A Creepy …

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