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Why Do These Coffees Exist?


I’m not a coffee fan. I’ll drink coffee if you’re offering drinks and for some reason literally have nothing else and I’m thirsty, but that’s it. I don’t hate it, I just couldn’t really care less about it. Some people, however, are still in that …

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Bluetooth For Old Dumb People


For Some Reason, An All-Pregnant Dance Squad Does Not Seem Like A Good Idea


These Statues (Complete With Viewing Holes) Really Contribute A Lot Artistically To This Wall.


Okay, Let’s Go Into A Triple Twist And – OOH! I Can See Your Vagina!


Yes, He’s Got A Gun, But Can He Fit Inside That Fitting Room If I Hide There?


From Birth, This Kid Had No Chance of Getting Laid. Thanks, Geek Mom and Geek Dad.


Sex Is Not Supposed to Be Fun For Women

Sex Is Not Supposed to Be Fun For Women

When I lived in Chicago, there was a guy who lived in the building across the street from me that looked exactly like the guy in this video, and that guy used to have a bad habit: he would masturbate out the window.  I would be sitting there wa…

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That Dude Is Going To Get Broken In Half During The Honeymoon…


I’m Not Going Back! I’m Not Going F*&kin Back!


What Happens When A Teenage Nerd Can’t Find A Princess Leia Cardboard Standup


Science: It’s More Important Than Titties