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Hamster Asses, Doorknob Licking, And Other Strange Japanese Obsessions

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I realize that it’s the antithesis of political correctness to make sweeping generalizations about a whole group of people, especially if that generalization tends toward the negative. But man…the Japanese are just plain effing weird.

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Beer Goggles Are Treacherous Things, Especially When You Wake Up Next To This

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Bluetooth For Old Dumb People

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For Some Reason, An All-Pregnant Dance Squad Does Not Seem Like A Good Idea

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These Statues (Complete With Viewing Holes) Really Contribute A Lot Artistically To This Wall.

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Okay, Let’s Go Into A Triple Twist And – OOH! I Can See Your Vagina!

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Yes, He’s Got A Gun, But Can He Fit Inside That Fitting Room If I Hide There?

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From Birth, This Kid Had No Chance of Getting Laid. Thanks, Geek Mom and Geek Dad.

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Sex Is Not Supposed to Be Fun For Women

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When I lived in Chicago, there was a guy who lived in the building across the street from me that looked exactly like the guy in this video, and that guy used to have a bad habit: he would masturbate out the window.  I would be sitting there wa…

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That Dude Is Going To Get Broken In Half During The Honeymoon…

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I’m Not Going Back! I’m Not Going F*&kin Back!

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What Happens When A Teenage Nerd Can’t Find A Princess Leia Cardboard Standup

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