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6 Things Your Girlfriend Lies To You About

6 Things Your Girlfriend Lies To You About

A Guest Article by Nicole Crakes, who is a girl.   Girlfriends love you. We love you even though you think it’s hilarious to fart under the blankets, and say "she’s on the rag" to your friends whenever we’re pissed o…

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What Her Valentine’s Day Gift Really Says

What Her Valentine’s Day Gift Really Says

Valentine’s Day is this Sunday, which means that this week you’ll be on a quest for a gift that will get you laid without implying too much.  The Valentine’s Day gift that you give your girlfriend says a lot about your relatio…

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What Her Sex Excuse Really Means

What Her Sex Excuse Really Means

If you’re anything like us, you’ve raked in a lot of experience almost having sex over the years, and there’s a good chance that you’ve heard almost every sex excuse in the book. But have you ever thought about what all those…

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What Her Drink Really Says About Her

What Her Drink Really Says About Her

You can tell a lot about a girl by what she’s drinking, but sometimes that beverage that she’s sipping, chugging, or slurping down may not be sending the message that she thinks it’s sending.  Here’s What Her Drink Reall…

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What Your Employee Name Badge Really Says About You

What Your Employee Name Badge Really Says About You

If you have a job, there’s a good chance that you have to wear a name badge.  The type of name badge that you wear says a lot about you, but there’s a good chance that it’s not sending the message that you think it’s sen…

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