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Even If I Won The Powerball, I’d Still Do The Following Poor Person Things:

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by Jim Tews

Even If I Won The Powerball, I’d Still Do The Following Poor Person Things:

So, someone in Connecticut (who has yet to be identified) is the big winner of $245 Million dollars. That’s a crap-ton of money no matter who you are or what state you live in. You know what my income was last year? I’m too embarrassed …

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When Amusement Rides Attack!

posted 01/10/2011
by Jim Tews

If I told you the car you were driving was put together by a gypsy who fingered his family members, smelled like booze, and didn’t believe in reading, you probably wouldn’t want to ride it anymore. But every summer bajillions (estimated…

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White Trash Weddings – A Gallery

posted 07/01/2009
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Wedding season is upon us and what better way to celebrate than a gallery of photos from weddings that will ultimately end in domestic abuse or divorce.

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How White Trash Is Your City?

posted 03/10/2009
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Do you know how white trash your city is? To make it easy, we worked up a formula to see where your crappy, redneck-filled town stands in relation to other crappy, redneck-filled towns across the US. Just plug the appropriate numbers into this fomul…

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Britney’s Dad Takes The Wheel

posted 02/14/2008
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Okay, nobody freak out. Britney’s going to be just fine because you guessed it, daddy is here to help. See that guy in the Corona shirt up above who looks like he’s trying to find his pants? That’s daddy. People.com reports: …

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Even If I Won The Powerball, I’d Still Do The Following Poor Person Things:

When Amusement Rides Attack!

White Trash Weddings – A Gallery

How White Trash Is Your City?

Britney’s Dad Takes The Wheel

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