Rap Battle Rule #1: Don’t Talk About Austin’s Mom

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There seems to be a slight miscommunication between the two kids in this video. The kid on the right (Patrick) appears to think he is in a freestyle rap battle with his friend. And, as in most rap battles, the topics up for discussion (or rapping) can be anything from your opponent’s “wackness” to your opponent’s mom’s gift for fellatio. The kid on the left (Austin), on the other hand, appears to think he’s in freestyle punching Patrick in the face battle. In the end, we’re all winners.

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Rapping Principal Teaches Important Trash Message

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There have been a lot of songs that have made the world a better place. First there was John Lennon’s “Imagine.” Then there was “We Are The World.” And now we can add Principal Fred Scretta…Something Or Other’s hip-hop jam about trash to that hallowed list. John Lennon may have taught us that “the world will live as one,” but Principal Fred has taught us that he’s “got a new task for ya’ll called the ‘pick up your trash.’” The man is truly a poet.

via Gorillamask.net

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