Posts Tagged ‘Who Would You Rather Do’
May 9th, 2008 | 04:21

In not that close of a race, 60% of you would rather make sweet mommy love to a Pregnant Jessica Alba than a Pregnant Christina Aguilera. Either way, you all disgust me.
Now, actual comments from real readers
matt pilot Says:
banging a pregnant chick is like having a threesome. depending whether the baby is a boy or girl, its either awesome or slightly gay
Eh… Says:
I think the best part of sleeping with a celebrity would be the chance of getting them pregnant, then you’d be forever linked with all that money.
Who Would You Rather Do,
wwyrd
May 2nd, 2008 | 04:28

Back by popular demand, the Who Would You Rather Do recap. This week Carmen Electra demolished Pamela Anderson by a whopping 70 percentage points, winning 85% to 15%. I think it was the whole, “has hepatitis, videos are avaialable of her doing other dudes” thing that caused her loss.
Anyway, here’s some ACTUAL comments from real readers:
Who Would You Rather Do,
wwyrd
March 7th, 2008 | 07:30

This was an incredibly close election, and unlike her father, Jenna Bush didn’t have to cheat in Ohio to win. I kid, I kid, everybody calm down. After almost 9000 votes were cast, Holy Taco readers decided they’d like to be in the Jenna’s Bush instead of a tall glass of Jameson. Holy shit those were bad puns. After reading the comments, it seemed the whole “she’s been banged by a thousand dudes” rationale hurt Jameson.
As usual, here’s actual responses from REAL readers:
AlcoLOL: No matter how many STDs she has, I’ll take Jameson over Bush any day. Jenna Bush reminds me of William Shatner… Don’t ask why.
Nick: Listen, I don’t know if you people know who Peter North is…..but if you saw what I witnessed him do to Jameson then you would steer clear. I might have been watching a civil rights video from the 60’s with firehoses…I still can’t recall. I passed out in horror and woke up in the bathroom of a Mexican Restaurant.
Turd Ferguson: I would let the prez smell my finger afterward.
Who Would You Rather Do,
wwyrd
February 1st, 2008 | 06:40

Game, Set, Match. The results are in from Wimbeldoher (good God, that was a terrible joke) and 58% of Holy Taco readers would rather bang Tennis Star and Model, Maria Sharapova than Model and Tennis enthusiast, Anna Kournikova.
Now here’s ACTUAL reactions from real readers:
AF to the M - Kournikova did a 27 year old Russian hockey player when she was 16. That troubles me.
Dan H. - I thought you guys said you were going to have a comments section for who would you rather do?
Jeannine S. - When are there going to be some guys on this thing?
[Editor's Note] Jeannine S. makes a point. Unfortunately her point is stupid.
maria sharapova,
Who Would You Rather Do
January 25th, 2008 | 06:55

That’s right, over 6000 votes were cast and 59% of Holy Taco readers would rather do the blond chick from lost who had a baby, than the dark haired one who cock teases Matthew Fox every episode. I must say, I was surprised. Maybe I need to get more in touch with you, the reader. Nah, that sounds like a lot of work.
As usual, actual reactions from REAL readers.
Trader J. - I don’t want to do either one, I just want to know how the show ends.
Bobby J. - I want to be in the middle of a lost sandwich. I don’t even know what that means but I have an erection.
Paddy - I’m so glad this show is coming back so that it can go nowhere again.
Thanks to everyone who voted. We’re working on getting a comments section going for the WWYRD, so that all of your opinions can be heard. Scary, I know.
Emilie De Ravine,
Who Would You Rather Do
April 30th, 2008 at 10:25 am pam anderson is a walking tranny now. good ol fashion post OP tranny
April 30th, 2008 at 11:29 am I’d do Carmen, mainly because I haven’t seen her stroking a 10 inch dick. Or multiple ones for that matter. Also, I’d feel like I wouldn’t have to pay a toll after entering her vagina.
May 1st, 2008 at 10:32 am where is the button for ‘neither’ ?