Who Would You Rather Do

Pregnant Jessica Alba Is The Winner

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In not that close of a race, 60% of you would rather make sweet mommy love to a Pregnant Jessica Alba than a Pregnant Christina Aguilera. Either way, you all disgust me. Now, actual comments from real readers matt pilot Says: May 3rd, 2008 at 7:24…

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Carmen Electra Wins In Landslide

posted 05/01/2008
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Back by popular demand, the Who Would You Rather Do recap. This week Carmen Electra demolished Pamela Anderson by a whopping 70 percentage points, winning 85% to 15%. I think it was the whole, “has hepatitis, videos are avaialable of her do…

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52% Like Jenna Bush’s Oval Office

posted 03/07/2008
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This was an incredibly close election, and unlike her father, Jenna Bush didn’t have to cheat in Ohio to win. I kid, I kid, everybody calm down. After almost 9000 votes were cast, Holy Taco readers decided they’d like to be in the Jenn…

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57% Of You Want Maria Sharapova

posted 01/31/2008
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Game, Set, Match. The results are in from Wimbeldoher (good God, that was a terrible joke) and 58% of Holy Taco readers would rather bang Tennis Star and Model, Maria Sharapova than Model and Tennis enthusiast, Anna Kournikova. Now here’s ACT…

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59% Get Lost In Emilie De Ravine

posted 01/24/2008
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That’s right, over 6000 votes were cast and 59% of Holy Taco readers would rather do the blond chick from lost who had a baby, than the dark haired one who cock teases Matthew Fox every episode. I must say, I was surprised. Maybe I need to …

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Pregnant Jessica Alba Is The Winner

Carmen Electra Wins In Landslide

52% Like Jenna Bush’s Oval Office

57% Of You Want Maria Sharapova

59% Get Lost In Emilie De Ravine

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