Pregnant Jessica Alba Is The Winner

In not that close of a race, 60% of you would rather make sweet mommy love to a Pregnant Jessica Alba than a Pregnant Christina Aguilera.  Either way, you all disgust me.

Now, actual comments from real readers

matt pilot Says:

May 3rd, 2008 at 7:24 am   banging a pregnant chick is like having a threesome. depending whether the baby is a boy or girl, its either awesome or slightly gay

Eh… Says:
May 5th, 2008 at 5:05 pm  

I think the best part of sleeping with a celebrity would be the chance of getting them pregnant, then you’d be forever linked with all that money.

(5)

Carmen Electra Wins In Landslide

Back by popular demand, the Who Would You Rather Do recap.  This week Carmen Electra demolished Pamela Anderson by a whopping 70 percentage points, winning 85% to 15%.  I think it was the whole, “has hepatitis, videos are avaialable of her doing other dudes” thing that caused her loss.

Anyway, here’s some ACTUAL comments from real readers:

1. clitwizard Says:
   April 30th, 2008 at 10:25 am  pam anderson is a walking tranny now. good ol fashion post OP tranny
2. AlcoLOL Says:
   April 30th, 2008 at 11:29 am   I’d do Carmen, mainly because I haven’t seen her stroking a 10 inch dick. Or multiple ones for that matter. Also, I’d feel like I wouldn’t have to pay a toll after entering her vagina.
3. white devil Says:
   May 1st, 2008 at 10:32 am   where is the button for ‘neither’ ?

(6)

52% Like Jenna Bush’s Oval Office

This was an incredibly close election, and unlike her father, Jenna Bush didn’t have to cheat in Ohio to win. I kid, I kid, everybody calm down. After almost 9000 votes were cast, Holy Taco readers decided they’d like to be in the Jenna’s Bush instead of a tall glass of Jameson. Holy shit those were bad puns. After reading the comments, it seemed the whole “she’s been banged by a thousand dudes” rationale hurt Jameson.

As usual, here’s actual responses from REAL readers:

AlcoLOL: No matter how many STDs she has, I’ll take Jameson over Bush any day. Jenna Bush reminds me of William Shatner… Don’t ask why.

Nick: Listen, I don’t know if you people know who Peter North is…..but if you saw what I witnessed him do to Jameson then you would steer clear. I might have been watching a civil rights video from the 60’s with firehoses…I still can’t recall. I passed out in horror and woke up in the bathroom of a Mexican Restaurant.

Turd Ferguson: I would let the prez smell my finger afterward.

(12)

57% Of You Want Maria Sharapova

Game, Set, Match. The results are in from Wimbeldoher (good God, that was a terrible joke) and 58% of Holy Taco readers would rather bang Tennis Star and Model, Maria Sharapova than Model and Tennis enthusiast, Anna Kournikova.

Now here’s ACTUAL reactions from real readers:

AF to the M - Kournikova did a 27 year old Russian hockey player when she was 16. That troubles me.

Dan H. - I thought you guys said you were going to have a comments section for who would you rather do?

Jeannine S. - When are there going to be some guys on this thing?

[Editor's Note] Jeannine S. makes a point. Unfortunately her point is stupid.

(3)

59% Get Lost In Emilie De Ravine

That’s right, over 6000 votes were cast and 59% of Holy Taco readers would rather do the blond chick from lost who had a baby, than the dark haired one who cock teases Matthew Fox every episode. I must say, I was surprised. Maybe I need to get more in touch with you, the reader. Nah, that sounds like a lot of work.

As usual, actual reactions from REAL readers.

Trader J. - I don’t want to do either one, I just want to know how the show ends.

Bobby J. - I want to be in the middle of a lost sandwich. I don’t even know what that means but I have an erection.

Paddy - I’m so glad this show is coming back so that it can go nowhere again.

Thanks to everyone who voted. We’re working on getting a comments section going for the WWYRD, so that all of your opinions can be heard. Scary, I know.

(2)