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Sheenism In The 21st Century: Charlie Sheen’s Philosophies Examined And Discussed

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Welcome, students. Today I’m going to be walking you through and dissecting the words of one of America’s finest philosophers, Charlie Sheen. I’ll be taking what some considered the rantings of a crazy drug addict and putting them…

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The End of an Era: No More Prostitutes on Craigslist?!

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For a short time, I worked for a once-big-time-but-now-far-behind-the-times Hollywood director who shall remain un-named, but for the sake of this article, let’s just call him…Barry Tucker.      The funny thing about Bar…

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A Letter From The Producers Of “Rock Of Love” To The Cast Of “Rock Of Love”

A Letter From The Producers Of “Rock Of Love” To The Cast Of “Rock Of Love”

Reality TV is dog-eat-dog world. With all the competition out there, it’s important that shows keep adapting and evolving to keep viewers interested. So, we weren’t really all that surprised to see this letter from the producers of VH1&#…

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Kids Really Grow Up Fast These Days

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  When I was this age, I wasn’t counting the days until I could buy my own hores. I was playing with He-Men figures and watching cartoons and hoping my dad would buy my a horse. If you ask me, this is the perfect example as to why kids …

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Old Man Thinks Whores Are A Tax Write-Off

Old Man Thinks Whores Are A Tax Write-Off

Aside from urinating all over yourself and looking like a raisin, getting old looks like it can be a lot of fun. Old men think the world owes them everything because they’ve been on this earth for more than 60 years, so they do whatever they …

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