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What Her Sex Excuse Really Means

What Her Sex Excuse Really Means

If you’re anything like us, you’ve raked in a lot of experience almost having sex over the years, and there’s a good chance that you’ve heard almost every sex excuse in the book. But have you ever thought about what all those…

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Flowchart for Determining if You Should Get a Divorce

Flowchart for Determining if You Should Get a Divorce

Being married is a lot like watching a Twin Peaks marathon: it’s very confusing, there’s a constant sense of impending doom, and sometimes, no matter how hard you try, you just can’t get through it.  There are a few key factor…

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When Morning Show Prank Calls Go Bad

When Morning Show Prank Calls Go Bad

  This is why you should never use a public forum to play a prank on your wife…particularly if she’s a dirty, dirty whore.     Hot Chicks Eating Hamburgers (Break) Lily Allen Gets Topless (TotallyCrap) Svetoslava Simenova…

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Apparently “Do Whatever The F*** You Want” Doesn’t Mean What I Thought

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