Our friends over at TruTV have this story up about the former world’s fattest man wanting the government to pay for cosmetic surgery but good lord, am I wrong? He has wing flaps. Look at that shit! Someone needs to pay to fix that, if not …
I’ve had a ton of shitty jobs. And during the course of doing all those shitty jobs, I’ve compiled quite a few stories. The other day I decided to share one of those stories with my co-workers, and when I was finished, they l…