winter – Holytaco

Snowbound In Your Car For Two Months: WWHTD?

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by Jim Tews

Somewhere just south of the Arctic Circle, forty-four year old Peter Skyllberg, ended up trapped in his snow-covered car for TWO MONTHS! That’s a really long time. Seriously inconvenient. He was probably paying rent on his apartment for those…

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We Must Not Allow The Tyrannical Ground Hog To Control Our Weather Patterns!

posted 02/02/2012
by Luis Prada

Fellow lovers of empirical evidence-driven methods of weather prediction, I say we cast aside the shackles of weather predicting rodents and take hold of our own weather destinies by stripping the power from the hands of the weather tyrant known as …

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Holy Taco’s Guide To Avoiding Cabin Fever

posted 12/30/2010
by Jim Tews

If you live in a place where snow falls, you know that at least once in the coming months, you’ll be a prisoner in your own home. Scatman Crothers isn’t going to save you, but Holy Taco will! In order to avoid living out scenes from …

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25 Sexy Snow Bunnies

posted 02/24/2010
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Winter Fails

posted 02/20/2010
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People fail at everything, and winter activities are no exception. Here’s a playlist of people screwing up in the cold. Colbert’s Hockey Skills (TotalProSports) Behold The Avatar Children (Manofest) Asses and A…

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PedOlympics

posted 02/04/2010
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Why Winter Sucks

posted 12/21/2009
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We live in Southern California for a reason: we hate winter. Winter is the time of year when every other living thing chooses to either die or hide, but for some reason we humans choose to just put on a giant coat and power through it. If you’…

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Guest Column: You Are All a Bunch of Buttholes

posted 12/16/2009
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Like most kids, my favorite time of year is Christmas time. I don’t understand why Thanksgiving is so great, and I can’t wait until it’s over because that means it’s almost time for Christmas. That’s the t…

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