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Warning: This is a Video of a Woman That Appears to be Eating Her Own Poop

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Normally, if you wanted to find a video of someone eating or smelling butt-related objects you’d have to look up a little 2girls1cup action, but not anymore. Somehow someone has found a way to make fecal consumption a relatively Safe For Work activ…

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6 Things You Can Brand On A Uterus

6 Things You Can Brand On A Uterus

Have you ever been cruising around the internet to make yourself better informed about the world around you, and then you stumble upon a news story about a doctor that branded a woman’s name in to the uterus that he removed from the woman̵…

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Ask Holy Taco: Huh?

Ask Holy Taco:  Huh?

Because Holy Taco is about self improvement, probably, it stands to reason we should have an advice column that helps you be all the you you can be before some other shmuck steps in and tries to out you you. Man, that’d suck. And what better…

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Totally BS Profile: Larissa Riquelme

Totally BS Profile:  Larissa Riquelme

  If you’ve been keeping up on the World Cup, you may recognize Paraguay model and soccer fan Larissa Riquelme, the girl who loved her team so much she jammed a cell phone between her boobs to cheer for them earlier in the week.  Wh…

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Bad News: She Has a Virus

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Vagina Perfume?! (TotalProSports)   Censorship Sucks (Manofest)   Drunken Girls of St. Patties Day (Coed)   How To Give The Best Break Up Speech (LemonDrop)   Half Swede, Half Japanese Girls (TheChive)   Hot Chicks Who Fell …

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How To: Argue Like a Girl

How To: Argue Like a Girl

If you’re a lazy boyfriend, then there’s a good chance you’re two things: happy, and frequently arguing with your girlfriend.  There’s no way you’ll ever win any of those arguments against your bat-shit crazy girlf…

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Geeze. What a Bitch.

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What Her Pet Really Says About Her

What Her Pet Really Says About Her

You can learn a lot about a girl by what kind of pet she has.  Whether it’s a dog, a parrot, or a goldfish, her pet sends a particular message, but what she thinks it says and what it actually says can be vastly different.  Here̵…

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If You Can’t Crush a Full Beer with Your Bare Hands, Then You Are Less Awesome Than This

If You Can’t Crush a Full Beer with Your Bare Hands, Then You Are Less Awesome Than This

  I have no idea how much money a bodybuilder makes (although apparently it’s enough to afford 7 expendable beers), but if I were a bodybuilder, I would hire myself out to do stuff like this at parties.  I think it would be a good b…

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Dumb Woman’s Lane

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I Remember When We Used to Have Crazy Bath Time, Too

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