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Stephen Hawking Spends Most of His Days Thinking About Boobs

Stephen Hawking. He’s one of the smartest people to have ever lived, and even he, in his infinite, universally expansive wisdom, has no goddamn clue how women function. In an interview with New Scientist magazine, Hawking was asked what he thinks a…

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25 Unsexy Sexy Costumes

posted 10/04/2011
by Ian Fortey

Every year when Halloween rolls around, a large percentage of women who otherwise seem to be able to function normally, sit down and think “this year for Halloween, I’m going to be a sexy ________ .” Invariably, they end up being…

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5 of the Most Terrible Ladies of Hip Hop

posted 07/13/2011
by Ian Fortey

Bad hip hop has become a fabulous genre all on its own thanks to musical luminaries like Bangs and Ja Rule. But too often the terrible ladies of hip hop are overlooked in favor of the terrible men. But no longer! Holy Taco has suffered through t…

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What TV Commercials Teach Us About Men and Women

posted 07/07/2011
by Ian Fortey

TV commercials are 30 second windows into the minds of complete insanity. They look like real life, with real people and real products, but they almost never reflect anything you have ever experienced. Or do they? The best way to tell is to take…

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Going with It: 6 of the Best Worst Scams to Pick Up Women

posted 06/17/2011
by Ian Fortey

If you’re like the Holy Taco staff, you don’t need tricks to pick up women because you gave up on interpersonal relationships years ago. But if you’re not like us, then maybe you do need some help talking to the fairer sex (that’s ladies; they’re …

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Holy Taco’s Incoherent Notes From Our Viewing of Oprah’s Final Show

posted 05/25/2011
by Luis Prada

After 25 years, Oprah Winfrey ends her juggernaut of an afternoon talk show today. While many middle aged women will miss their daily dose of health and beauty tips presented by underage hooker mothers that survived African civil wars (Ed. Note: we…

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Timeline of The Glorious Feminist Movement

posted 04/01/2011
by Luis Prada

For years, Holy Taco has fully thrown its support behind the feminine fight for equality. All of our girl galleries are filled with pictures of women of the highest intellectual standard and all of them are pure hearted vaginal warriors striving fo…

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25 Powerful Womyn

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by Ian Fortey

Support our sisters around the world, be they writers like Maya Angelou and Ann Coulter, TV personalities like Oprah and Whoopi, lawyers like Gloria Allred, politicians like Hillary Clinton and Janet Reno or complete morons like Sarah Palin and Eli…

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The 5 Best Undergarments for Burning

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by Ian Fortey

Holy Taco has long been a bastion of support and hope for womyn the world over. The fierce regime of man is toppling and before long the Gynocracy will rule and the Dicktatorship will fall limp and flaccid like the withered and worn scuzzle stick …

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Ladies, Celebrate International Women’s Day and Mardi Gras By Showing Men Your Tits

posted 03/08/2011
by Luis Prada

Today, March 8th, 2011, is a joyous day for all. For women, it is the celebration of the 100th anniversary of International Women’s Day, a day where women all over the world take pride in the huge strides in equality women have made since the early…

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How My Boner Destroyed 6 Hollywood Starlets

posted 02/28/2011
by Ian Fortey

In my formative years I spent a lot of time cultivating my future jaded persona and, towards that end, I opted to not date girls and, in fact, as a sort of madman’s game of psychological solitaire, I managed to persuade girls through non verbal sig…

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Stephen Hawking Spends Most of His Days Thinking About Boobs

25 Unsexy Sexy Costumes

5 of the Most Terrible Ladies of Hip Hop

What TV Commercials Teach Us About Men and Women

Going with It: 6 of the Best Worst Scams to Pick Up Women

Holy Taco’s Incoherent Notes From Our Viewing of Oprah’s Final Show

Timeline of The Glorious Feminist Movement

25 Powerful Womyn

The 5 Best Undergarments for Burning

Ladies, Celebrate International Women’s Day and Mardi Gras By Showing Men Your Tits

How My Boner Destroyed 6 Hollywood Starlets

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