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When Boobs Go Bad

Any man on Earth with an interest in boobs (gay guys, go have a smoothie) can confirm that, at some point in time, in a conversation with a woman, you’ll be challenged with the spurious and confused notion that men just love boobs.

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My New Pink Button: Product of the Day

posted 11/21/2012
by Ian Fortey

Don’t you just hate faded and discolored labia? And do you have any idea how long I, as a writer, have been waiting to type that sentence and have it be relevant to something? What a day for a daydream today is.

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5 Girls You’ll Meet at the Avengers Premiere

posted 05/02/2012
by Ian Fortey

This Friday is the premiere of Marvel’s The Avengers, the biggest thing to happen to comic book movies since Dolph Lundgren made us all fall in love with the Punisher. The movie is sure to be huge and will rake in more money than any of us are ever …

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What Guys Think of Women’s Hair Styles

posted 03/02/2012
by Ian Fortey

Women put a lot of effort into their hair, usually. If you weren’t sure what guys think of those hair styles and the lady under then, this oughtta help.

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Stephen Hawking Spends Most of His Days Thinking About Boobs

posted 01/06/2012
by Luis Prada

Stephen Hawking. He’s one of the smartest people to have ever lived, and even he, in his infinite, universally expansive wisdom, has no goddamn clue how women function. In an interview with New Scientist magazine, Hawking was asked what he thinks a…

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25 Unsexy Sexy Costumes

posted 10/04/2011
by Ian Fortey

Every year when Halloween rolls around, a large percentage of women who otherwise seem to be able to function normally, sit down and think “this year for Halloween, I’m going to be a sexy ________ .” Invariably, they end up being…

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5 of the Most Terrible Ladies of Hip Hop

posted 07/13/2011
by Ian Fortey

Bad hip hop has become a fabulous genre all on its own thanks to musical luminaries like Bangs and Ja Rule. But too often the terrible ladies of hip hop are overlooked in favor of the terrible men. But no longer! Holy Taco has suffered through t…

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What TV Commercials Teach Us About Men and Women

posted 07/07/2011
by Ian Fortey

TV commercials are 30 second windows into the minds of complete insanity. They look like real life, with real people and real products, but they almost never reflect anything you have ever experienced. Or do they? The best way to tell is to take…

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Going with It: 6 of the Best Worst Scams to Pick Up Women

posted 06/17/2011
by Ian Fortey

If you’re like the Holy Taco staff, you don’t need tricks to pick up women because you gave up on interpersonal relationships years ago. But if you’re not like us, then maybe you do need some help talking to the fairer sex (that’s ladies; they’re …

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Holy Taco’s Incoherent Notes From Our Viewing of Oprah’s Final Show

posted 05/25/2011
by Luis Prada

After 25 years, Oprah Winfrey ends her juggernaut of an afternoon talk show today. While many middle aged women will miss their daily dose of health and beauty tips presented by underage hooker mothers that survived African civil wars (Ed. Note: we…

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Timeline of The Glorious Feminist Movement

posted 04/01/2011
by Luis Prada

For years, Holy Taco has fully thrown its support behind the feminine fight for equality. All of our girl galleries are filled with pictures of women of the highest intellectual standard and all of them are pure hearted vaginal warriors striving fo…

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When Boobs Go Bad

My New Pink Button: Product of the Day

5 Girls You’ll Meet at the Avengers Premiere

What Guys Think of Women’s Hair Styles

Stephen Hawking Spends Most of His Days Thinking About Boobs

25 Unsexy Sexy Costumes

5 of the Most Terrible Ladies of Hip Hop

What TV Commercials Teach Us About Men and Women

Going with It: 6 of the Best Worst Scams to Pick Up Women

Holy Taco’s Incoherent Notes From Our Viewing of Oprah’s Final Show

Timeline of The Glorious Feminist Movement

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