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MMA in Lingerie: The Most Pointless “Sexy” Idea Ever

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There’s a lingerie MMA league, called the Lingerie Fighting Championships. It tosses out all the tasty parts of pro wrestling, MMA, reality TV, and sex, blending behind nothing but a bland, pointless glop that gives the viewer shockingly littl…

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25 Hot Renaissance Fair Chicks

25 Hot Renaissance Fair Chicks

  Have you ever been to a renaissance fair?  It’s what people who can’t commit to the $15 a month for World of Warcraft do for fun and it’s a fun lesson in history, minus all the poor dental hygiene and plague and actual…

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25 Female Elvii

25 Female Elvii

  Everyone loves Elvis, because even if a promising young musician starts shotgunning bacon and painkillers like it’s going out of style, it doesn’t change the fact that his music was pretty epic, as was his penchant for rhinestone…

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Carl’s Jr. Shrunk Your Pants, Not Me

Carl’s Jr. Shrunk Your Pants, Not Me

First of all, I’m sorry I forgot to take your pants out of the laundry before I put them in the dryer. It seems like a simple mistake to me, but you seem to disagree. Never mind the fact that I remembered to take out all your bras, tee-shirts…

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25 Comically Oversized Boobs

25 Comically Oversized Boobs

  That there is Sheyla Hershey, who was trying to get the world’s largest breasts.  Unfortunately for her, she hit a little roadblock on her journey to get them, in the form of a series of terrible infections she picked up in South …

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How the Hell do you Sell Toilet Paper?

How the Hell do you Sell Toilet Paper?

Around the world there are probably hundreds of different brands of toilet paper and most of us only stop to think about toilet paper those 8 times a day when we’re sitting on the can and we need it. When you’re out of it, it’s a…

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25 Extremely Hot Women

25 Extremely Hot Women

  We often get complaints that the women in our 25 galleries aren’t hot enough. Today, that all changes. You win, "readers." Here are 25 seriously hot women.  

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5 Women as Desperate as Men

5  Women as Desperate as Men

If nothing else, Holy Taco is about getting laid. We’re obligated to begin this article with that sentence even though it’s totally untrue. There are people who work here who haven’t even heard of sex before. If that’s no…

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12 Celebrity Sex Change Photos

12 Celebrity Sex Change Photos

Ever wonder if Steve Buscemi would be hot as a chick?  Wonder no longer!  Also, the answer is no.  Anyway, check out the rest.  Touch yourself and be damned forever.

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Holy Taco Answers Your Tough Questions

Holy Taco Answers Your Tough Questions

Because Holy Taco is about self improvement, probably, it stands to reason we should have an advice column that helps you be all the you you can be before some other shmuck steps in and tries to out you you. Man, that’d suck.  And what …

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5 Terror Alerts for Picking Up Chicks

5 Terror Alerts for Picking Up Chicks

Terror alerts have fallen by the wayside in recent years as we’ve proved ourselves to be safe from everything. But man, they were a real comedy chestnut a few years ago, so why not dust them off again?  

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Man’s Night Out: Testing Manliness

Man’s Night Out:  Testing Manliness

Holy Taco’s managing editor and columnist Ian Fortey used to write for 86% of all sites on the internet.  Then he found Holy Taco and it really turned him on.  Then he wrote this, his first weekly column on the site.  Exciting,…

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