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When Boobs Go Bad

Any man on Earth with an interest in boobs (gay guys, go have a smoothie) can confirm that, at some point in time, in a conversation with a woman, you’ll be challenged with the spurious and confused notion that men just love boobs.

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Carl’s Jr. Shrunk Your Pants, Not Me

posted 09/20/2010
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First of all, I’m sorry I forgot to take your pants out of the laundry before I put them in the dryer. It seems like a simple mistake to me, but you seem to disagree. Never mind the fact that I remembered to take out all your bras, tee-shirts…

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25 Comically Oversized Boobs

posted 09/19/2010
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That there is Sheyla Hershey, who was trying to get the world’s largest breasts. Unfortunately for her, she hit a little roadblock on her journey to get them, in the form of a series of terrible infections she picked up in South …

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How the Hell do you Sell Toilet Paper?

posted 09/14/2010
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Around the world there are probably hundreds of different brands of toilet paper and most of us only stop to think about toilet paper those 8 times a day when we’re sitting on the can and we need it. When you’re out of it, it’s a…

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25 Extremely Hot Women

posted 09/10/2010
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We often get complaints that the women in our 25 galleries aren’t hot enough. Today, that all changes. You win, "readers." Here are 25 seriously hot women.

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5 Women as Desperate as Men

posted 08/05/2010
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If nothing else, Holy Taco is about getting laid. We’re obligated to begin this article with that sentence even though it’s totally untrue. There are people who work here who haven’t even heard of sex before. If that’s no…

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12 Celebrity Sex Change Photos

posted 07/23/2010
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Ever wonder if Steve Buscemi would be hot as a chick? Wonder no longer! Also, the answer is no. Anyway, check out the rest. Touch yourself and be damned forever.

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Holy Taco Answers Your Tough Questions

posted 07/21/2010
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Because Holy Taco is about self improvement, probably, it stands to reason we should have an advice column that helps you be all the you you can be before some other shmuck steps in and tries to out you you. Man, that’d suck. And what …

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5 Terror Alerts for Picking Up Chicks

posted 07/15/2010
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Terror alerts have fallen by the wayside in recent years as we’ve proved ourselves to be safe from everything. But man, they were a real comedy chestnut a few years ago, so why not dust them off again?

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Man’s Night Out: Testing Manliness

posted 06/28/2010
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Holy Taco’s managing editor and columnist Ian Fortey used to write for 86% of all sites on the internet. Then he found Holy Taco and it really turned him on. Then he wrote this, his first weekly column on the site. Exciting,…

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Analysis of Terror: I Need a BBW

posted 06/24/2010
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Today seems to be a fat day on Holy Taco, so it’s appropriate that this video is buzzing on the internet right now amongst the sorts of people who produce and then send this video to others who will watch while experiencing mild discomfort unt…

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How to Impress Women With Your iPhone

posted 06/22/2010
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This guest article was written by Dan Seitz, whose iPhone gets more chicks than he does. The latest iPhone has just been debuted at Apple’s Worldwide Developer’s Conference, and it is, of course, smaller, smarter, and sexier than…

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When Boobs Go Bad

Carl’s Jr. Shrunk Your Pants, Not Me

25 Comically Oversized Boobs

How the Hell do you Sell Toilet Paper?

25 Extremely Hot Women

5 Women as Desperate as Men

12 Celebrity Sex Change Photos

Holy Taco Answers Your Tough Questions

5 Terror Alerts for Picking Up Chicks

Man’s Night Out: Testing Manliness

Analysis of Terror: I Need a BBW

How to Impress Women With Your iPhone

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