Summer is over so what does the first week of kids back in school and shitty movies have for us? Some shitty movies! In fairness (having never seen them, hence the clever title of this feature) I can’t be 100% sure they’re all shitty, but I have a…
Thanks to people like me and you, the English language is constantly being buggered every which way. When fools aren’t stomping it to unrecognizable pieces in text messages and Facebook updates, the rest of us are tittering at words that used to b…
China sounds like a hellhole. Pollution, dictatorship, mass suicides in factories – it’s like a paradise for those that enjoying being oppressed. This hellholiness even bleeds in to China’s internet culture, specifically on Weibo, China’s vers…
Here’s a history lesson for you: in 1971 a man by the name of Daniel Ellsberg leaked a series of documents now famously referred to as the Pentagon Papers. The Pentagon Papers were published on the front page of the New York Times in 1971 and they …
Have you ever been cruising around the internet to make yourself better informed about the world around you, and then you stumble upon a news story about a doctor that branded a woman’s name in to the uterus that he removed from the woman̵…
Sometimes the difference between a night with an exotic lady full of adventure, good fortune and nipples and a night sleeping in a dumpster with a blanket made from rats and hobo scrotum is all in how you express yourself, the words you use and the…