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Reviewing Movies we Haven’t Seen Yet: September 7th

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Summer is over so what does the first week of kids back in school and shitty movies have for us? Some shitty movies! In fairness (having never seen them, hence the clever title of this feature) I can’t be 100% sure they’re all shitty, but I have a…

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7 Words We Can’t Use Anymore Thanks to the Internet

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Thanks to people like me and you, the English language is constantly being buggered every which way. When fools aren’t stomping it to unrecognizable pieces in text messages and Facebook updates, the rest of us are tittering at words that used to b…

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8 Words You Can’t Say On The Internet In China

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China sounds like a hellhole. Pollution, dictatorship, mass suicides in factories – it’s like a paradise for those that enjoying being oppressed. This hellholiness even bleeds in to China’s internet culture, specifically on Weibo, China’s vers…

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Guessing The 11 Redacted Words From The Pentagon Papers

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Here’s a history lesson for you: in 1971 a man by the name of Daniel Ellsberg leaked a series of documents now famously referred to as the Pentagon Papers. The Pentagon Papers were published on the front page of the New York Times in 1971 and they …

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6 Things You Can Brand On A Uterus

6 Things You Can Brand On A Uterus

Have you ever been cruising around the internet to make yourself better informed about the world around you, and then you stumble upon a news story about a doctor that branded a woman’s name in to the uterus that he removed from the woman̵…

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Fun with Linguistics: Grundle, Taint and Choda

Fun with Linguistics: Grundle, Taint and Choda

Sometimes the difference between a night with an exotic lady full of adventure, good fortune and nipples and a night sleeping in a dumpster with a blanket made from rats and hobo scrotum is all in how you express yourself, the words you use and the…

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