Humans are getting fatter and fatter. This would normally be the point in an article where the author would shove in some statistical information to back up this claim. We don’t have that, mostly because the Google search bar is too far away …
Your gym is a lot like Amy Winehouse: it’s smelly, constantly covered in sweat, and it houses some of the worst human behavior on Earth. On top of that, the only reason you go there is to torture and exhaust yourself, so your next trip t…