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The 6 Best Jobs for an Albino

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We spend a lot of time over here making fun of mongloids, Justin Bieber, Amy Winehouse, hobos, the Tea Party, idiots, midgets, Japan, the sexually retarded, foreigners and the poor (filthy beggars) but never do we make fun of albinos, because we&rs…

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5 Legitimate Reasons to View Porn at Work

posted 09/16/2010
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The National Science Foundation is in the news again. Normally, Holy Taco’s not big on the whole “science” thing, but luckily for us, this particular story focuses more on Internet pornography than it does clinical analysis. As it…

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25 Pictures of Women Doing Manly Things

posted 08/20/2010
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Hey man, it’s the 21st century! The days of women spending their time barefoot in the kitchen are virtually over, save for a select few holdouts who had way too many kids way too young to ever dream about living their dreams. As…

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3 Not So Depressing Forms of Rejection

posted 08/09/2010
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As an internet comedy writer, it goes without saying that I’ve dealt with my share of rejection. Here’s where a lesser man would toss in a joke about being rejected by women but I won’t do that for two reasons. One, I …

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How to Threaten a Coworker

posted 06/14/2010
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We live in a bit of a soft-cornered age. An age of helmets and general pussification. Is that a bad thing? Maybe not, we have penicillin and strip clubs and other things that prevent slow, painful deaths so that ain’t bad. On the other ha…

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Celebrities Doing Jobs They Shouldn’t

posted 04/21/2010
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Being a famous celebrity is the easiest job on the entire planet. But what if famous celebrities couldn’t be celebrities anymore and had to venture out into the world to get normal jobs like you and me? Most of them would be alright, but some …

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The Unemployment Bingo Drinking Game

posted 02/26/2010
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We realize that many of our readers are currently unemployed, either because they’re in junior high, or because the current economy is shittier than DiCaprio’s Boston accent. We’ve been unemployed before and we know how much …

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Inner Monologue of a Guy at Work on Free Donut Day

posted 02/08/2010
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Hmm, free donuts, huh? I wonder if that means that something bad is about to happen. Like, "Sorry, you’re getting laid off. Have a donut." I wouldn’t be surprised. Well, anyway, I might as well ta…

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Justin & Johnny: Annual Review

posted 01/06/2010
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It’s back. Now with extra vengeance!

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How To: Score at the Office Christmas Party

posted 12/10/2009
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Company Christmas parties are about sharing a love for Christ with your co-workers, as well as finding someone to rub genitals with. Since our company christmas party is tonight, we’ve decided to show you how to do the latter: St…

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Confessions of a Ross Dress for Less Employee

posted 11/03/2009
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My first high school job was working as a Sales Associate at Ross Dress for Less. My best friend Dave also worked there. It was the best job in the entire f*cking world. Remember the movie Mannequin, where Andrew McCarthy just ha…

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The 6 Best Jobs for an Albino

5 Legitimate Reasons to View Porn at Work

25 Pictures of Women Doing Manly Things

3 Not So Depressing Forms of Rejection

How to Threaten a Coworker

Celebrities Doing Jobs They Shouldn’t

The Unemployment Bingo Drinking Game

Inner Monologue of a Guy at Work on Free Donut Day

Justin & Johnny: Annual Review

How To: Score at the Office Christmas Party

Confessions of a Ross Dress for Less Employee

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