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25 Thoughts You Have After a Long Weekend

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Isn’t getting away awesome? No matter what you did this weekend, barring a life-altering mishap, disease or animal attack, you probably enjoyed it more than being in the office. It’s good to get away. But man, when getting away ends and it’s time…

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The Unemployment Bingo Drinking Game

The Unemployment Bingo Drinking Game

We realize that many of our readers are currently unemployed, either because they’re in junior high, or because the current economy is shittier than DiCaprio’s Boston accent.  We’ve been unemployed before and we know how much …

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Inner Monologue of a Guy at Work on Free Donut Day

Inner Monologue of a Guy at Work on Free Donut Day

Hmm, free donuts, huh?  I wonder if that means that something bad is about to happen.  Like, "Sorry, you’re getting laid off.  Have a donut."  I wouldn’t be surprised.  Well, anyway, I might as well ta…

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Justin & Johnny: Annual Review

Justin & Johnny: Annual Review

It’s back. Now with extra vengeance!  

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How To: Score at the Office Christmas Party

How To: Score at the Office Christmas Party

Company Christmas parties are about sharing a love for Christ with your co-workers, as well as finding someone to rub genitals with.  Since our company christmas party is tonight, we’ve decided to show you how to do the latter:   St…

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Confessions of a Ross Dress for Less Employee

Confessions of a Ross Dress for Less Employee

  My first high school job was working as a Sales Associate at Ross Dress for Less.  My best friend Dave also worked there. It was the best job in the entire f*cking world.  Remember the movie Mannequin, where Andrew McCarthy just ha…

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Inner Monologue of the Idiot Driving In Front Of You This Morning

Inner Monologue of the Idiot Driving In Front Of You This Morning

Oh my goodness gracious!  Aren’t I just the early bird today?  Well, if I keep going at this zippy pace, I’m going to be early for work today, and I certainly don’t want that.  The next thing I know, they’ll be…

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How To: Keep Your Office Romance a Secret

How To: Keep Your Office Romance a Secret

You spend 40 hours every week at work.  It’s only natural that you’re going to want to bone at some point in that time, and if you’re lucky enough to find a girl at work who also wants to bone, then you’ve got to do ever…

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How To: Look Like You’re Working All Day, Even When You’re Not

How To: Look Like You’re Working All Day, Even When You’re Not

8 hours is a long-ass time to be doing work every day.  Luckily, there are about a million ways to look like you’re working when you’re actually not doing jack-shit.  Faking an entire day of work will take some real skill, and …

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What Your Employee Name Badge Really Says About You

What Your Employee Name Badge Really Says About You

If you have a job, there’s a good chance that you have to wear a name badge.  The type of name badge that you wear says a lot about you, but there’s a good chance that it’s not sending the message that you think it’s sen…

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A Flowchart For What Career Path You Should Choose

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We all remember taking those career assessment tests in school, where you would answer a bunch of questions, and then the test would tell you what you should be when you grow up.  Well, we’ve come up with a simpler, more realistic flowcha…

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Inner Monologue of an Office Employee on Free Donut Day

Inner Monologue of an Office Employee on Free Donut Day

Hmm, free donuts, huh?  I wonder if that means that something bad is about to happen.  Like, "Sorry, you’re getting laid off.  Have a donut."  I wouldn’t be surprised.  Well, anyway, I might as well tak…

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