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25 Things to do on Spring Break when you don’t get Spring Break

Spring Break is the domain of children and young adults whose chief responsibilities include beer and tits. Man, that’s awesome. But this will only work for a few years after which time you’re going to have to think up a new Spring Break plan of a…

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Inner Monologue of a Guy at Work on Free Donut Day

posted 02/08/2010
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Hmm, free donuts, huh? I wonder if that means that something bad is about to happen. Like, "Sorry, you’re getting laid off. Have a donut." I wouldn’t be surprised. Well, anyway, I might as well ta…

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Justin & Johnny: Annual Review

posted 01/06/2010
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It’s back. Now with extra vengeance!

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How To: Score at the Office Christmas Party

posted 12/10/2009
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Company Christmas parties are about sharing a love for Christ with your co-workers, as well as finding someone to rub genitals with. Since our company christmas party is tonight, we’ve decided to show you how to do the latter: St…

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Confessions of a Ross Dress for Less Employee

posted 11/03/2009
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My first high school job was working as a Sales Associate at Ross Dress for Less. My best friend Dave also worked there. It was the best job in the entire f*cking world. Remember the movie Mannequin, where Andrew McCarthy just ha…

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Inner Monologue of the Idiot Driving In Front Of You This Morning

posted 09/21/2009
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Oh my goodness gracious! Aren’t I just the early bird today? Well, if I keep going at this zippy pace, I’m going to be early for work today, and I certainly don’t want that. The next thing I know, they’ll be…

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How To: Keep Your Office Romance a Secret

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You spend 40 hours every week at work. It’s only natural that you’re going to want to bone at some point in that time, and if you’re lucky enough to find a girl at work who also wants to bone, then you’ve got to do ever…

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How To: Look Like You’re Working All Day, Even When You’re Not

posted 08/25/2009
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8 hours is a long-ass time to be doing work every day. Luckily, there are about a million ways to look like you’re working when you’re actually not doing jack-shit. Faking an entire day of work will take some real skill, and …

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What Your Employee Name Badge Really Says About You

posted 08/03/2009
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If you have a job, there’s a good chance that you have to wear a name badge. The type of name badge that you wear says a lot about you, but there’s a good chance that it’s not sending the message that you think it’s sen…

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A Flowchart For What Career Path You Should Choose

posted 07/15/2009
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We all remember taking those career assessment tests in school, where you would answer a bunch of questions, and then the test would tell you what you should be when you grow up. Well, we’ve come up with a simpler, more realistic flowcha…

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Inner Monologue of an Office Employee on Free Donut Day

posted 07/14/2009
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People Getting Severely Injured at Work

posted 07/07/2009
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It Only Takes a Second – Watch more Funny Videos We recently read this story, about a guy who accidentally cut his own penis off with a saw. That got us thinking about two things: safety in the workplace, and what it would be like…

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25 Things to do on Spring Break when you don’t get Spring Break

Inner Monologue of a Guy at Work on Free Donut Day

Justin & Johnny: Annual Review

How To: Score at the Office Christmas Party

Confessions of a Ross Dress for Less Employee

Inner Monologue of the Idiot Driving In Front Of You This Morning

How To: Keep Your Office Romance a Secret

How To: Look Like You’re Working All Day, Even When You’re Not

What Your Employee Name Badge Really Says About You

A Flowchart For What Career Path You Should Choose

Inner Monologue of an Office Employee on Free Donut Day

People Getting Severely Injured at Work

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