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14 WTF Moments From The 2014 World Cup

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This year’s World Cup had its fair share of utter insanity — from embarrassing dives to biting incidents — which we gazed upon in awe as soccer took over our lives for the better part of the summer.

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17 Photos of Sexy Argentinian Soccer Fans

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Life is good for the people of Argentina right now.

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18 Photos of Sexy Dutch Soccer Fans

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The host country of the 2014 FIFA World Cup might claim the sexiest soccer fans in the world, but the Netherlands fans have gotten off to a very strong start this year.

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The Inner Monologue of a Vuvuzela Vendor the Day After the World Cup Ended

The Inner Monologue of a Vuvuzela Vendor the Day After the World Cup Ended

  My parents called me retarded when I told them I wanted to sell vuvuzelas for a living.  They really used that word.  Retarded.  That’s harsh.  But who’s the retard now, mom?  Sure, I used to sell an obsc…

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Totally BS Profile of Bobbi Eden

Totally BS Profile of Bobbi Eden

  Dutch porn star Bobbi Eden recently made a pretty incredible promise to her Twitter followers.  How incredible was this promise?  Read this completely factual* email exchange with Bobbi Eden and find out!  

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2 Girls 1 World Cup

2 Girls 1 World Cup

Is This What Freeballin’ Means?

Is This What Freeballin’ Means?

Freestyle and trick shots? All we do with the soccer ball in the office is throw it at interns’ heads.    

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Drunken Argument Friday: Football vs Football

Drunken Argument Friday: Football vs Football

When we took up the mantle here at Holy Taco we were told we had to engage in some social drinking in the office if we wanted to get anything done right. This was not a problem as most of us had been drinking mouthwash recreationally for years. T…

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Totally BS Profile: Larissa Riquelme

Totally BS Profile:  Larissa Riquelme

  If you’ve been keeping up on the World Cup, you may recognize Paraguay model and soccer fan Larissa Riquelme, the girl who loved her team so much she jammed a cell phone between her boobs to cheer for them earlier in the week.  Wh…

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How To Advertize Your Product During the World Cup

How To Advertize Your Product During the World Cup

The World Cup started a few hours ago with its first game (match?), Mexico v. South Africa. Two goals were scored, and no one won. Now that’s excitement. But boring sports aside, the World Cup is a massive television event. One game (match?) …

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25 Sexy Brazilian Soccer Fans

25 Sexy Brazilian Soccer Fans

One more day until the World Cup.  We haven’t really settled on a favorite to win it all.  But if the competition came down to sexiest fans, Brazil would win before the first game even started.  

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