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Holy Taco Bad Book Club: Pro Wrestling Poetry

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“Parts Unknown: Wrestling, Gimmicks, and Other Works” is a book of avant garde pro wrestling poetry by Michael Holmes. It’s as bad as it sounds, and the endless string of obscure references and insider terms paint the “poet&#…

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MMA in Lingerie: The Most Pointless “Sexy” Idea Ever

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There’s a lingerie MMA league, called the Lingerie Fighting Championships. It tosses out all the tasty parts of pro wrestling, MMA, reality TV, and sex, blending behind nothing but a bland, pointless glop that gives the viewer shockingly littl…

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If You Want to Make It On Wall Street, Never Invest in WWE

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WWE stock dropped 43% overnight, a bigger crash than what triggered the Great Depression. They promised millions of WWE Network subscribers and a billion-dollar TV deal, and neither happened. Amazing what happens when a company that lies for a livin…

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The 9 Worst Moves in all of Wrestling

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Nothing about modern Western civilization is more confusing than professional wrestling. It makes no sense in layered, complex ways. Like a dog using a lawnmower makes no sense, but pro wrestling is so all over the board and confusing in so many w…

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1987′s Hulk Hogan Defends 2012′s Hulk Hogan Sex Tape

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HEY HULKAMANIACS, it’s me, Hulk Hogan from 1989. Been a while. Listen, you’re all adults now, so I’m gonna be up front with you. You’re probably on the internet, hearing tweets and reading blogs about something that myself,…

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25 of the Lamest Wrestling Gimmicks Ever

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Professional wrestling has never been known for its ability to make you think. In fact, the less brains involved the better, as these pics indicate.

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Holy Taco Interviews: April Hunter

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Holy Taco’s got friends. Not many in the real world, but we’ve got an abundance of buddies, pals, chums and cohorts within the Twitterverse. One of those Twitter friends is professional wrestler and fitness model April Hunter. April got her start i…

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This Video Definitively Proves Wrestling Is NOT Fake

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Like being told there is no such thing as Santa or the Easter Bunny, we all remember that tragic day we found out that professional wrestling is about as real as professional unicorn maters. For so long now we adults have known for a fact that all …

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12 Wrestlers Who Taught Us the Importance of Fat

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Much is made these days of America’s problem with butter. Didn’t know we had a problem with butter? We do. And bacon, and fudge and sandwiches that replace bread with cheese-filled sausage patties. It’s a broken record in the media and we all g…

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25 Kick Ass Mexican Wrestlers

25 Kick Ass Mexican Wrestlers

  Mexico has given the world tacos, tequila and Puerto Vallarta, so we pretty much owe it for making modern society awesome.  And even after all that awesomeness, the good people of Mexico still have time to put on masks and leap about wr…

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25 Wrestling Divas

25 Wrestling Divas

  There are two kinds of ladies who wrestle; the ones who can kick your ass and the ones whose uniforms consist of nudity.  God bless them all.  

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