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1987′s Hulk Hogan Defends 2012′s Hulk Hogan Sex Tape

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HEY HULKAMANIACS, it’s me, Hulk Hogan from 1989. Been a while. Listen, you’re all adults now, so I’m gonna be up front with you. You’re probably on the internet, hearing tweets and reading blogs about something that myself,…

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RIP Captain Lou Albano

RIP Captain Lou Albano

  WWF Hall of Famer and Professional Wrestling legend Captain Lou Albano passed away today, most likely from being too awesome for the world to handle.  Captain Lou was the loud, obnoxious WWF wrestling manager who was largely responsible…

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Give-A-Wednesday: Beer Money Prize Results

Give-A-Wednesday: Beer Money Prize Results

Last week, we told you about our sweet TNA Wrestling Prize Pack Giveaway for Give-a-Wednesday.  In case you forgot, here’s the prize:       All you had to do to win this awesome collection of TNA Wrestling-related paraphane…

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Give-A-Wednesday: Beer Money Prize Pack Giveaway

Give-A-Wednesday: Beer Money Prize Pack Giveaway

We know what you’re thinking: "I’m a huge Total Nonstop Action Wrestling fanatic, but Holy Taco doesn’t really cater to my needs!"  Well, that’s where you’re wrong, friends, because today we’ve got …

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Cheerleader Fight!

Cheerleader Fight!

  There are a number of important lessons to remember if you ever find yourself wrestling a cheerleader:  First, be sure to spread your legs and bend over as much as possible.  Secondly, badass MMA fighting moves will give you a deci…

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Wrestling is Weird

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Most Awesome Bike of All Time

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Jessica Simpsons Hottest Pics (Complex)   5 Videos That Failed In Being Cute (Cracked)   The Montauk Monster Washes Up Along Long Island (IHeartChaos)   The 10 Hottest Movie Moms (ScreenJunkies)   Arika Is The Best Glamour Model …

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Amazingly Bad WWF Vignettes: Mr. Perfect and Razor Ramon

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During it’s heyday, the WWF aired some of the most hilariously bad vignettes to fill the time between matches. And after some careful consideration, we think that Razor Ramon and Mr. Perfect might just be the two worst. For absolutely no …

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How To Save Someone From A Fire

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Epic Wrestling Fail

Epic Wrestling Fail

  This guy has to be the best wrestler in the world. After what appears to be a grueling match, he manages to shake off a head-first fall from a 30-foot tall ladder to crawl a couple feet to pin his foe. Bravo my good man.   via uniquedai…

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