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The First Trailer for ‘Leprechaun: Origins’ Starring the WWE’s Hornswoggle Lacks Leprechauns, a Sense of Humor

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I guess you could say that the filmmakers behind Leprechaun: Origins…are real gold diggers. (YYYYYYEAHHHH!!!!)

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If You Want to Make It On Wall Street, Never Invest in WWE

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WWE stock dropped 43% overnight, a bigger crash than what triggered the Great Depression. They promised millions of WWE Network subscribers and a billion-dollar TV deal, and neither happened. Amazing what happens when a company that lies for a livin…

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White People Need to Start Partying Like This

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Daggering + Jim Ross = Brilliance.

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Five Pro Wrestlers With Skills Far More Impressive Than Wrestling

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Serious question: If you were *really* the ruler of hell, why would you waste your time rolling around with sweaty dudes in a ring?

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Remembering The Ultimate Warrior: The Wrestling Legend’s All-Time Greatest Promos

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No cause of death has been released, but if we were to wager a guess, we’d go with “Epic motorcycle volcano accident.”

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The 9 Worst Moves in all of Wrestling

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Nothing about modern Western civilization is more confusing than professional wrestling. It makes no sense in layered, complex ways. Like a dog using a lawnmower makes no sense, but pro wrestling is so all over the board and confusing in so many w…

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25 of the Lamest Wrestling Gimmicks Ever

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Professional wrestling has never been known for its ability to make you think. In fact, the less brains involved the better, as these pics indicate.

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Holy Taco Interview: Humorist and Social Media Critic Brandon Mendelson

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If we were to call today’s interviewee a “social media guru” he’d probably track us down and beat us with Ethernet cables. Brandon Mendelson is a humorist and critic of social media, and his first book, titled Social Media is Bullshit, in which he …

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The Chicas Are For Fun

The Chicas Are For Fun

  I really miss the WWF. A bunch roided-up dudes who are the world’s worst actors…given jobs as actors. Now it’s just a bunch of roided-up dudes killing their families or dying in their 30s. It’s just not the same anymo…

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Torrie Wilson

Torrie Wilson

Age: 32 Where you’ve seen her: If you’re a wrestling fan, you’ve probably seen Torrie Wilson smashing chairs over other wrestler’s heads in the WWE since 1999. If you’re a Playboy fan, you probably saw her in Playboy b…

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