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The 9 Worst Moves in all of Wrestling

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Nothing about modern Western civilization is more confusing than professional wrestling. It makes no sense in layered, complex ways. Like a dog using a lawnmower makes no sense, but pro wrestling is so all over the board and confusing in so many w…

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Stop Yelling at Walruses: A PSA

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I am a walrus. I frolic in the sea like a majestic fatty.

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1987′s Hulk Hogan Defends 2012′s Hulk Hogan Sex Tape

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HEY HULKAMANIACS, it’s me, Hulk Hogan from 1989. Been a while. Listen, you’re all adults now, so I’m gonna be up front with you. You’re probably on the internet, hearing tweets and reading blogs about something that myself,…

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25 of the Lamest Wrestling Gimmicks Ever

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Professional wrestling has never been known for its ability to make you think. In fact, the less brains involved the better, as these pics indicate.

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The Leperton Bomb

The Leperton Bomb

  I dare you to tell me wresting isn’t real after watching this video. It’s real to me, dammit.    The Hottest Workout Ever (TotalProSports) The Funniest Animal Fails Ever (SuperTremendous) Hot Girls With Blades (Coed) Gi…

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Too Soon?

Too Soon?

  Hockey Player In Trouble Over Sexy Ad (TotalProSports)   How To Terrify Your Friends (MadeMan)   Danica Is Turning Up Everywhere (AllLeftTurns)   The News Goes Hollywood (ScreenJunkies)   130 Awesome Pumpkin Carvings (Wa…

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RIP Captain Lou Albano

RIP Captain Lou Albano

  WWF Hall of Famer and Professional Wrestling legend Captain Lou Albano passed away today, most likely from being too awesome for the world to handle.  Captain Lou was the loud, obnoxious WWF wrestling manager who was largely responsible…

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Amazingly Bad WWF Vignettes: Mr. Perfect and Razor Ramon

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During it’s heyday, the WWF aired some of the most hilariously bad vignettes to fill the time between matches. And after some careful consideration, we think that Razor Ramon and Mr. Perfect might just be the two worst. For absolutely no …

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The Chicas Are For Fun

The Chicas Are For Fun

  I really miss the WWF. A bunch roided-up dudes who are the world’s worst actors…given jobs as actors. Now it’s just a bunch of roided-up dudes killing their families or dying in their 30s. It’s just not the same anymo…

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Torrie Wilson

Torrie Wilson

Age: 32 Where you’ve seen her: If you’re a wrestling fan, you’ve probably seen Torrie Wilson smashing chairs over other wrestler’s heads in the WWE since 1999. If you’re a Playboy fan, you probably saw her in Playboy b…

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