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72% Of You Want A Horse Over Sarah Jessica Parker

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In what can only be described as a shocking upset, 72% of Holy Taco readers declared that they’d rather have sexual intercourse with potential Triple Crown winning thoroughbred Big Brown than film and television star Sarah Jessica Parker, eve…

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Pregnant Jessica Alba Is The Winner

posted 05/08/2008
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In not that close of a race, 60% of you would rather make sweet mommy love to a Pregnant Jessica Alba than a Pregnant Christina Aguilera. Either way, you all disgust me. Now, actual comments from real readers matt pilot Says: May 3rd, 2008 at 7:24…

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Carmen Electra Wins In Landslide

posted 05/01/2008
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Back by popular demand, the Who Would You Rather Do recap. This week Carmen Electra demolished Pamela Anderson by a whopping 70 percentage points, winning 85% to 15%. I think it was the whole, “has hepatitis, videos are avaialable of her do…

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52% Like Jenna Bush’s Oval Office

posted 03/07/2008
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This was an incredibly close election, and unlike her father, Jenna Bush didn’t have to cheat in Ohio to win. I kid, I kid, everybody calm down. After almost 9000 votes were cast, Holy Taco readers decided they’d like to be in the Jenn…

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People Want To Do Ellen Page

posted 02/29/2008
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The Holy Taco readers have spoken and with almost 18,000 votes cast, a vast majority of you want to do Ellen Page, the chick from Juno who portrayed someone who was in HIGH SCHOOL. Seriously people, what’s wrong with you? You sicken me. Any…

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62% Disagree with Brad Pitt – It’s Aniston Time

posted 02/21/2008
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In a huge upset, at least according to the predictions of me and the janitor who works here, 61% of you would rather do Brad Pitt’s ex, even though Brad Pitt’s current looks like the kind of girl you have to worry may rock your world so…

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52% Love Themselves Some Nelly Furtado

posted 02/15/2008
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The votes are in and in a close contest, 52% of Holy Taco readers would have sexual intercourse with Nelly Furtado than Christina Aguilera. I was going to write to Christina Aguilera’s publicist and see if I could get a reaction to the news,…

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55% Want To Bed Bridget Moynahan

posted 02/07/2008
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It was a close vote, but 55% of your decided you’d rather bang Tom Brady’s ex, than Tom Brady’s current. Either way, Tom Brady’s banged them both, so even though he blew it in the Super Bowl, his life is still 100,000,000,0…

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72% Of You Want A Horse Over Sarah Jessica Parker

Pregnant Jessica Alba Is The Winner

Carmen Electra Wins In Landslide

52% Like Jenna Bush’s Oval Office

People Want To Do Ellen Page

62% Disagree with Brad Pitt – It’s Aniston Time

52% Love Themselves Some Nelly Furtado

55% Want To Bed Bridget Moynahan

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