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25 Wolverines You Won’t See in X-Men: First Class

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By now you’ve seen the trailer for X-Men: First Class and are mildly stunned they didn’t rewrite history to include Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine. But it’s not just Jackman who got cut, it’s all the little Wolverines aroun…

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5 Comic Book Movies We’d Like to See

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So there’s a Green Lantern movie on the way. Thor, a Spiderman reboot, Batman, Captain America, Superman, Deadpool, Magneto, Wolverine and who knows what else. That’s a lot of ground to cover and a lot of potential stories. And, if history is any…

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9 Birds That Should Also Die

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Is it the apocalypse? Is it air pollution? Is it a death cult made up entirely of birds that all drank from the same batch of cyanide-laced Kool Aid? No one knows why thousands of birds have spontaneously dropped dead in Arkansas just after New Yea…

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The 6 Most Potentially Filthy Super Heroes

The 6 Most Potentially Filthy Super Heroes

Many super heroes were created in a golden age of innocence and fancy ideals that said a person who screamed “flame on!” only did so towards the end of helping those in need and not to let others in the men’s room know it was ther…

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Britney Spears Is A Cartoon

Britney Spears Is A Cartoon

If you’ve ever thought, “Man, I really like the Smurfs, whore-ish looking women, and terrible music. If only there was a way to combine them, then I’ve got some exciting news for you. Usmagazine.com reports: Britney Spears‘…

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