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25 Knock Off Video Game Consoles for this Holiday Season

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Christmas is upon us and chances are if you have a child or a man under 50 in your life, they want some video games for Christmas. But what game? And what if you want to save money for beer? Best to buy a knock off game so you can be drunk and t…

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10 New Mortal Kombat Characters for the Next MK Sequel

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Mortal Kombat is all the rage these days with the young ‘uns and their video machines, so let’s celebrate that. If there’s one thing MK is known for, it’s preposterous animated murders. But if there’s another thing, it’s a huge cast of characters…

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A Letter To The Kid In Halo Multiplayer That Keeps Calling Me A Fag

A Letter To The Kid In Halo Multiplayer That Keeps Calling Me A Fag

  Hello, Kid In Halo Multiplayer That Keeps Calling Me A Fag I can see that you are very excited to have gotten your hands on Halo: Reach. It is a very fun game, especially when it’s played with friends. And, oh, hey, that reminds me, rem…

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4 Slowly Occurring Annoyances Experienced By Gamers

4 Slowly Occurring Annoyances Experienced By Gamers

Gaming is one of those pleasant, playful activities that can very easily turn murderous. We all have very vivid memories of playing NES games as children and being filled with an adult-like rage because we can’t seem to swim by that damn coll…

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Pumpkinhead Man is Back

Pumpkinhead Man is Back

  He’s back with a bigger gut, a christmas theme, and shittier dance moves.   25 Hot Flexible Gymnast Chicks [pics] (TotalProSports) Your Girlfriends Cheating On You (MadeMan) The Races That Won Johnsons Title (AllLeftTurns) Ninja A…

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Classics Never Die

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Give-A-Wednesday: Win Xbox and Old Spice Stuff

Give-A-Wednesday: Win Xbox and Old Spice Stuff

Write a caption for this photo and you can win the following prize package from Old Spice: A year’s supply of Old Spice Products (12 body washes, 12 deordorants, 12 body sprays), an official Xbox Wireless Racing Wheel and an Xbox Arcade Stick…

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