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A Letter To The Person Talking Loudly On Their Cell Phone In Public

A Letter To The Person Talking Loudly On Their Cell Phone In Public

Hello, Person Talking Loudly On Their Cell Phone In Public I understand your call is important to you, but unless you’re currently trying to convince Dennis Hopper from Speed not to detonate the bomb on a bus lest a dozen people will die, the…

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Sesame Street Taught Us Everything We Know

Sesame Street Taught Us Everything We Know

When I first watched this clip, I thought "Huh. That’s weird.  I don’t remember Sesame Street being so dirty."  Then I realized that I say all of the words in this clip much more than I actually use any letters of the…

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Inner Monologue of a Guy Walking By a School and Getting Yelled at by a Kid

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    What the —- did that kid just call me a homo?  That kid’s like 7 years old!  I can’t just let someone call me a homo, even if he’s only 7.  I mean, I don’t care what that kid thinks of me.&n…

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