One thing we hear about every so often is some old lady with osteoporosis and cataracts squirting out a tiny human from her leathery vagina long after her junk should have gone bad. When we hear this we cringe and groan and think, “My God. Wh…
This kid’s name is actually Adolf Hitler. No, really. And his parents are mad because their local Shop Rite wouldn’t make li’l Adolf a cake with his name on it for his third birthday. According to lehighvalleylive.com:
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The story behind these two mustachioed lovebirds is that he’s 24 and she’s 48. (She looks quite a bit older, but this is what I was told.) The beautiful bride, dressed in white and probably Depends, looks stunning. While the handsome gr…