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We Live In A World Where 10-Year-Olds Are Giving Birth

We Live In A World Where 10-Year-Olds Are Giving Birth

One thing we hear about every so often is some old lady with osteoporosis and cataracts squirting out a tiny human from her leathery vagina long after her junk should have gone bad. When we hear this we cringe and groan and think, “My God. Wh…

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Shop Rite Won’t Make A Cake For Li’l Adolph Hitler. But Wal-Mart Will.

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  This kid’s name is actually Adolf Hitler. No, really. And his parents are mad because their local Shop Rite wouldn’t make li’l Adolf a cake with his name on it for his third birthday. According to lehighvalleylive.com: Jo…

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Love Is A Disgustingly Beautiful Thing

Love Is A Disgustingly Beautiful Thing

The story behind these two mustachioed lovebirds is that he’s 24 and she’s 48. (She looks quite a bit older, but this is what I was told.) The beautiful bride, dressed in white and probably Depends, looks stunning. While the handsome gr…

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