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Answering All Your Questions About the “Airplane Almost Hits Sunbather” Video

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Question #1: Is this just some new form of German scat porn?

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5 Hilarious Haul Videos

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You guys know what “haul videos” are? I just found out not too long ago, so excuse me if you’re well ahead of the old men here at Holy Taco. Let’s put my elderly aunt-like trend spotting skills aside for a minute. Let’…

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Why We Can’t Sneeze With Our Eyes Open

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As the myth goes, if you sneeze with your eyes open your eyes will pop out of your head. This is has long since been disproven, but it doesn’t change the fact that our eyes do indeed close when we sneeze. You can force them open with your fingers or…

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And Here Is The Craziest Kung Fu Silliness You’ll See All Day

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Being a fan of martial arts films can be difficult, seeing as a lot of the greatest fight scenes are hidden within the dozens upon dozens of flicks you’ll probably never hear of until someone with a bigger love and appreciation for martial arts fil…

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Sesame Street Youtube Channel Hacked, Filled With Porn

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Imagine being a child that’s thirsty for edutainment. As such, you are a massive fan of the legendary PBS show Sesame Street. You love Elmo, Big Bird, Cookie Monster, the whole gang. You love tuning in to their friendly exploits week in and week o…

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An In-depth Analysis Of Youtuber eatdatp*ssy445’s Screen Name

An In-depth Analysis Of Youtuber eatdatp*ssy445’s Screen Name

A good, original screen name is hard to come by these days. There are too many people using various screen name-required websites out there taking up all the good names you can think of. We’ve all experienced that moment when signing up for, say, a…

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And Here Is A Video Of A Talking Vibrator

Talking Vibrator

There’s a very good chance that I will get fired if I post a video of a talking vibrator in action, even if it isn’t even inside of someone. But, then again, I’m not sure, because this article exists. And this one. The video might be co…

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I Believe I Can Sloth

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Warning: This is a Video of a Woman That Appears to be Eating Her Own Poop

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Normally, if you wanted to find a video of someone eating or smelling butt-related objects you’d have to look up a little 2girls1cup action, but not anymore. Somehow someone has found a way to make fecal consumption a relatively Safe For Work activ…

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Infuriatingly Talented Kids

Talented Kids

One thing that truly infuriates adults who have spent their lives failing at things is incredibly talented kids. You can go ahead and assume that this article was written out of spite and frustration, and that I, the author, am rather immature. Wit…

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6 Degrees of WTF: Holy Taco Edition

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Behold a simple premise: head to Youtube, type in one search term, check out the first video and then follow the suggested videos to see where it takes you in 6 steps. But what to type in? What’s your first search going to be? It seemed like a n…

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