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Fleshlight Releases Four Fake Vaginas Inspired By Movie Monsters, Just In Time For Halloween

Are you tired of having lonely sex with the same old rubber replica of a human female’s vagina? Do you feel your sexual appetite has evolved pasted the anatomical limitations of the human body? Would you like to f*ck a cyborg’s poon? Who wou…

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Ghost Rider, Muay Thai, and Wheelchair Fights: Holy Taco’s Interview With Seanbaby

posted 05/23/2011
by Luis Prada

Seanbaby. That’s all we need to say, really. He’s Seanbaby. He’s one of the funniest and most influential comedy writers on the internet and in old timey print, what with his hysterical columns on Cracked and in Electronic Gaming Monthly magazine. …

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ZNN Headline News

posted 01/06/2011
by Ian Fortey

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ZNN Headline News

posted 01/02/2011
by Ian Fortey

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The Reason Frank Darabont Fired All Of The Writers Of The Walking Dead

posted 12/01/2010
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If you’ve been reading Holy Taco for the past 5 weeks you would know we love AMC’s The Walking Dead, the zombie drama based off of Robert Kirkman’s amazing on-going comic book series by the same name. We love the show, the millio…

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6 Types of Zombies on The Walking Dead (So Far)

posted 11/23/2010
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The Walking Dead is to television what the Fleshlight was to wanking, an answer to a question that had never really been vocalized, yet asked in an unconscious way for so many years. And while in the case of wanking the question was often “i…

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25 Zombie Cakes

posted 09/22/2010
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Everyone loves zombies, except for their victims whose last thoughts are probably "oh crap, zombies!" Anyway, here are some delicious zombie cakes.

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The Dead Walk Among Us…And Enjoy Sports

posted 11/09/2009
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Justin and Johnny: Zombie Dreams

posted 07/23/2009
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Here at Holy Taco, we frequently get off topic when we’re discussing things. Today Justin Thomas and Johnny Wickham had a lively conversation over AIM that pretty much sums up what we do 8 hours a day.

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Yes We Can…Eat Brains

posted 04/01/2009
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Zombie Tennis Players: A Bigger Threat Than You Think

posted 02/13/2009
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Ladies and gentleman, girls shaking their asses (drunkenstepfather) The hottest magazine covers of the month (asylum) Wait, there’s attractive Pittsburgh Steeler fans? (ejb) 17 Questions with Jean Claude Van Damme (a…

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Fleshlight Releases Four Fake Vaginas Inspired By Movie Monsters, Just In Time For Halloween

Ghost Rider, Muay Thai, and Wheelchair Fights: Holy Taco’s Interview With Seanbaby

ZNN Headline News

ZNN Headline News

The Reason Frank Darabont Fired All Of The Writers Of The Walking Dead

6 Types of Zombies on The Walking Dead (So Far)

25 Zombie Cakes

The Dead Walk Among Us…And Enjoy Sports

Justin and Johnny: Zombie Dreams

Yes We Can…Eat Brains

Zombie Tennis Players: A Bigger Threat Than You Think

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