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25 Things The Walking Dead Midseason Finale Needed

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So confident am I that AMC misfired on this episode, I’m actually writing this article two hours before it airs. I’m that good . I am going to tell you all the things you didn’t see that you needed to see, and wanted to see, and should have seen. …

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25 Ways To Get Walking Dead Back on Track

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It’s October and that means zombies, I think. Anyway, as The Walking Dead brings on season 4 after much griping from fans like me in Season 3, I have some words of wisdom that no one asked for on how to make the show the hit it’s supposed to be.

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25 Things I Wanted to See in World War Z

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If you read Max Brook’s novel World War Z you’d be forgiven for not recognizing the movie of the same name since it literally had nothing in common with it. I think there may have been one scene that came from the book and a handful of bits that we…

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The Walking Dead Just Died: A Eulogy

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I needed a couple days to work up this article because of all the emotion involved. You know the Taco loves zombies, we have zombie content up the wazoo on this site and, of course, we brought you the epic series that was the Walking Carl and its b…

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Mocking Dead: The Walking Dead Recap (Mid Season Finale)

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OMG, fog and a scream! And zombie feet! It’s a great day to be a zombie. Also, this chick is so sloppy looking even for a zombie, but what the hell is this? Who are these people? This show has no rules at all. New people run and then…are they…

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Mocking Dead: The Walking Dead Recap (S3 E7)

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Poor Glenn, captured by Merle and ready to be tortured or whatever. And Glenn’s a pussy so you know this isn’t going to end well. I don’t mean that in a mean way, he’s heroic in a sneaky way. But like, face to face heroics? Nah.

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Mocking Dead: The Walking Dead recap (S3 E6)

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Rick is still insane and talking on the phone to people who can’t possibly be there. Let’s be honest, the entire premise of someone randomly dialing the phone in a world that hasn’t been functioning in several years is pretty weak ass. Who’s buyin…

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Mocking Dead: The Walking Dead Recap (S3 E5)

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Last week sure was intense wasn’t it? Can they keep up the intensity this week and, if so, does that mean another shitty cast member has to die? Oh man, I don’t know yet!

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Mocking Dead: The Walking Dead Recap (S3 E4)

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After last week’s journey to meet the Governor, this week we’re back at the prisoner with a dead deer and two hungry zombies as someone shuffles around the prison yard leaving zombie treats because zombies go for carrion like ET going after Reese’s …

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Mocking Dead: The Walking Dead Recap (S3 E3)

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After a preview letting us known that Daryl had a bigger hillbilly brother back in season one, who has one less hand thanks to Rick, the show starts with a helicopter crash. How and why is anyone in a helicopter in the zombie apocalypse? Shut up, …

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Mocking Dead: The Walking Dead recap (S 3 E 2)

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To start, no, I didn’t recap the premier last week because I did something else. I am fickle and unpredictable like a northern wind, or a high class escort on too many anti-depressants.

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