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25 Things The Walking Dead Midseason Finale Needed

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So confident am I that AMC misfired on this episode, I’m actually writing this article two hours before it airs. I’m that good . I am going to tell you all the things you didn’t see that you needed to see, and wanted to see, and should have seen. …

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What’s in Store for Your Favorite Walking Dead Character This Season?

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It’s a brand new season of the Walking Dead and that means one cool zombie per every 5 episodes or Lori whining and Carl wandering. No wait, I’m being cynical. Let’s be open minded. This season has the prison, Michonne and the Governor, for those…

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A Game of Hodor vs The Walking Carl

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It is dark and it is cold and everything should be still and peaceful. Everything is not. The forest has shed its forest sounds. There are no birds in trees, nor even insects. There is no breeze. But there is the crunch of leaves, felled branch…

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The Walking Carl: Chapter 13

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So I’m fictional. Who saw that coming? I found three issues of this Walking Dead comic and I’m officially creeped the hell out because it’s about my dad. But even weirder, my mom’s barely an asshole in it, I’m a twat, Shane was banging my mom sin…

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The Walking Carl: Chapter 11

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Ring the bell, bitches, I hit the jackpot. I was wandering through the woods east of Ben’s house and I found this little town. It reeks like fart there thanks to all the walkers but smack in the middle of town, guess what I found? A library!

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The Walking Carl: Chapter 10

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I’ve become consumed with a problem these last few days. I was hoping zombie Stephen Hawking could help me but he’s not very helpful just following me around at a safe distance all day. Not for this problem. Unless I can start manipulating him.

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The Walking Carl: Chapter 9

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I’m feeling much better after getting over that whole diarrhea thing. My dad and Daryl went out and found me some Immodium, so that helped a lot. It took them three days, mind you, and I could have told them where to get some in 15 minutes but I d…

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The Walking Carl: Chapter 8

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Oh my God, this is the worst day of my life. Please, please understand how weighty that statement is. Almost everyone I have ever met is not only dead, but resurrected as a shambling pile of rotting flesh that wants to eat me, I’m barely eking out…

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The Walking Carl: Chapter 7

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Took a walk into the deep woods last night and you’re not going to believe this, I met someone! Not like zombie Stephen Hawking either, I found a real dude in a house. His name is Ben, he’s in the attic of this old farm house that’s half boarded up…

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The Walking Carl: Chapter 6

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Found a stack of cool old magazines today, in a little shack in the woods. I think it was a whack shack because this is a ton of porn, I was surprised. Not just because it’s so much porn, but because they apparently still publish porn in magazine …

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The Walking Carl: Chapter 4

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Oh my God, diary, you are not going to believe what just happened. I wish I could tell people, but all they’ll focus on is how I hotwired an ATV I found on a farm and sorta drove 50 miles down the road. But for real, I totally found the zombie Ste…

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The Walking Carl: Chapter 2

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Dear Diary, Took a walk back to the farm today and got a couple of eggs. My Junior Bastard Scouts Guide helped me design a rudimentary calendar and as near as I can tell it’s Easter weekend, so I figured we could do an Easter Egg hunt. My mom’s ne…

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