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The Walking Dead Just Died: A Eulogy

I needed a couple days to work up this article because of all the emotion involved. You know the Taco loves zombies, we have zombie content up the wazoo on this site and, of course, we brought you the epic series that was the Walking Carl and its b…

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The Walking Carl: Chapter 11

posted 06/11/2012
by Ian Fortey

Ring the bell, bitches, I hit the jackpot. I was wandering through the woods east of Ben’s house and I found this little town. It reeks like fart there thanks to all the walkers but smack in the middle of town, guess what I found? A library!

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The Walking Carl: Chapter 10

posted 06/04/2012
by Ian Fortey

I’ve become consumed with a problem these last few days. I was hoping zombie Stephen Hawking could help me but he’s not very helpful just following me around at a safe distance all day. Not for this problem. Unless I can start manipulating him.

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The Walking Carl: Chapter 9

posted 05/28/2012
by Ian Fortey

I’m feeling much better after getting over that whole diarrhea thing. My dad and Daryl went out and found me some Immodium, so that helped a lot. It took them three days, mind you, and I could have told them where to get some in 15 minutes but I d…

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The Walking Carl: Chapter 8

posted 05/21/2012
by Ian Fortey

Oh my God, this is the worst day of my life. Please, please understand how weighty that statement is. Almost everyone I have ever met is not only dead, but resurrected as a shambling pile of rotting flesh that wants to eat me, I’m barely eking out…

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The Walking Carl: Chapter 7

posted 05/14/2012
by Ian Fortey

Took a walk into the deep woods last night and you’re not going to believe this, I met someone! Not like zombie Stephen Hawking either, I found a real dude in a house. His name is Ben, he’s in the attic of this old farm house that’s half boarded up…

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The Walking Carl: Chapter 6

posted 05/07/2012
by Ian Fortey

Found a stack of cool old magazines today, in a little shack in the woods. I think it was a whack shack because this is a ton of porn, I was surprised. Not just because it’s so much porn, but because they apparently still publish porn in magazine …

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The Walking Carl: Chapter 4

posted 04/23/2012
by Ian Fortey

Oh my God, diary, you are not going to believe what just happened. I wish I could tell people, but all they’ll focus on is how I hotwired an ATV I found on a farm and sorta drove 50 miles down the road. But for real, I totally found the zombie Ste…

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The Walking Carl: Chapter 2

posted 04/09/2012
by Ian Fortey

Dear Diary, Took a walk back to the farm today and got a couple of eggs. My Junior Bastard Scouts Guide helped me design a rudimentary calendar and as near as I can tell it’s Easter weekend, so I figured we could do an Easter Egg hunt. My mom’s ne…

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The Walking Carl: Chapter 1

posted 04/04/2012
by Ian Fortey

Dear Diary, Dad’s pretty angry with everyone right now. I think it’s because everyone seems to be a dipshit but I can’t be sure (I’m Carl, after all). We had to leave the farm after dad and I accidentally lead the entire undead population of Geor…

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The Next Great Zombie Evolution

posted 02/10/2012
by Ian Fortey

Zombies are one of the most versatile monsters in fiction. From its humble roots as a ghoul hungry for flesh, the zombie now comes in more flavors than Baskin Robbins. We have intelligent zombies, fast zombies, feeling zombies with undead mangina…

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The Next Big Twilight

posted 01/25/2012
by Ian Fortey

If you haven’t heard of Warm Bodies, get ready to be horrified. It’s being touted as Twilight with Zombies and is essentially exactly what that implies – a tween’s level understanding of love as told by a girl and the zombie who fell in love with h…

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The Walking Dead Just Died: A Eulogy

The Walking Carl: Chapter 11

The Walking Carl: Chapter 10

The Walking Carl: Chapter 9

The Walking Carl: Chapter 8

The Walking Carl: Chapter 7

The Walking Carl: Chapter 6

The Walking Carl: Chapter 4

The Walking Carl: Chapter 2

The Walking Carl: Chapter 1

The Next Great Zombie Evolution

The Next Big Twilight

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