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  1. Black Guy says:

    That white girl booty is so hot!!!

    I want to f*ck that white girl booty so hard that I split her p*ssy into two. That booty must feel real warm. I bet that ho shaves he p*ssy.

    She must walk around going, “Look at my shaved p*ssy…I’m so hot and someone who sees me wants to f*ck me.”

    As long as you whiteys pump out beautiful girls like these, there’s no need for reparations!!! Oh lawd!!

  2. Jack says:

    Wrong… I hate tan-lines… looks really bad when you are all nude, looks like you have vitiligo on your tits or something..

  3. philosopher says:

    they just did a gallery of girls on there knees, I would be surprised if they DIDN’T have a tan line gallery

  4. Nice Story Bro says:

    phils-A-Gopher where are you? I really felt that you were just about to get your point accross. KEEP GOING

  5. Shizzire says:

    Tan line Gallery coming?

  6. Anonymous says:

    Cool story, bro.

  7. teh interwebz says:

    101 |_| 4|| |=41|_

  8. philosopher says:

    I don’t comment to much, everyone just can’t mind their own business

    maybe when I post something online, I’ll write below it:
    THIS COMMENT IS NOT UP FOR DEBATE, KEEP YOUR FUCKING OPINIONS TO YOURSELF

  9. Pyropro says:

    Stop whining like a little bitch, Philosopher. You realize, the more you comment, more will be dished. Face it, nobody likes you cause you cry to much. Stop commenting and it will all go away, like a bad dream.

  10. philosopher says:

    if you mean that, thank you
    if you are being sarcastic, drop dead

  11. philosopher says:

    why can’t you just let this argument die? why are you so obsessed with this argument?

  12. Maddy says:

    OMG – this feels and sounds like my grade 2 class (teaching) Philosopher – grow up & stop reacting to everyones comments, Anonymous – grow up & stop badgering him. The rest of us are having fun here…why you 2 have to spoil that…I have no idea..

  13. philosopher says:

    its not immature, to just want to give my opinion without being insulted.

  14. TBA says:

    You guys are all fuckin losers.

  15. FranTheBanana says:

    I’d crawl through 10 miles of broken glass just to kiss the tire tracks of the truck that takes her panties to the cleaners.

  16. Anonymous says:

    Yeah … yet another faceplant by FAILosopher. As much shit as you’ve eaten on this site, you think you’d recognize a dis when you see one.

    (Man, I thought i’d eventually feel guilty about picking on a retard, but … nope. Fine with it.)

  17. Anonymous says:

    If you ignored me I probably would. Until your pole-smoking, dipshit mongoloid retard ass figures that out, it’ll be fun to watch you keep digging yourself into a deeper hole.

  18. philosopher says:

    oh shut the hell up you little cunt, you and MJ have been the biggest bitches of all

  19. Anonymous says:

    Hey, I’ll keep it up as long as you want, Douche Bagelow. It’d be more fun if you’d at least put on your big-girl panties, but whatever.

  20. hothouse colombo says:

    VOLTAIRE HAS A FUCKING “E” ON THE END. Fucking FUCKTARDS. Jesus fuck.

  21. Anonymous says:

    OK, this is like the 983rd time someone’s said this, but you know how to end this shit? Quit being a pussy, quit responding to every last thing he says, and IGNORE HIM. Or better yet, take your lame ass outta here.

    Oh, and congrats on finally learning what “pwned” means. Here you go(courtesy of Urban Dictionary):

    Cool story, bro

    Phrase used sarcastically to express a lack of interest in what the other person is saying. Often written on the Internet as, “cool story bro”.
    Person 1: "I think people who listen to metal are mindless idiots."
    Person 2: "Cool story, bro."

  22. ...Voltair... says:

    philosopher, I have been following this argument all across the site. I gotta say, you need to lighten up a little, but you have an unavoidable point. The internet is becoming a culture of its own, and every culture must have the right to free speech without ridicule. As the real Voltair once said;
    “I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.” Free speech means progress, and progress is mandatory in any sort of culture.

  23. philosopher says:

    hey, you started this, I didn’t. there is no reason to keep on insulting me, than if your a douche bag. so are you a douche bag? its your choice

  24. philosopher says:

    you can’t seem to shut up, can you?

  25. philosopher says:

    that would depend on if you were just considering the food pyramid, or the diets of all cultures. it al depends on the area, the kind of people there, and what customs they follow

  26. tacos says:

    what food group is shit in? dessert?

  27. philosopher says:

    oh yeah right as if YOU’RE the responsible one. how about you just shut the fuck up, and let people be allowed to put comments on this site without being insulted

  28. Anonymous says:

    *sigh* … yeah, you pretty much deserve whatever you get, since you’re the one who won’t let this shit die. So … since it’s on you, could you at least quit being a whiny little snot-nosed punk-ass bitch? Thanks

  29. philosopher says:

    no, it shouldn’t be so hard to be able to put up a comment, without people biting your head off for no reason

  30. philosopher=cockhound says:

    go away, no country for gay men

  31. spaz says:

    Actually the idea that lemings are mindless atomatons is a myth, so that is probably a bad analagy to use when trying to cover up your dyslexic screw up but other than that….COOL STORY BRO!

  32. philosopher says:

    why is it so hard for someone to make a joke, or put a comment on a site, without being insulted by people who hate their lives so much, they look on the internet for strangers to annoy
    HT doesn’t have to be a site that is about literary anarchy

  33. philosopher says:

    lets see if you have enough brain cells to notice that I put in 938, instead of 983.
    I know its a stretch for those few brain cells in your head to work, but even animals as stupid as lemmings should be able to notice

  34. philosopher says:

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  35. Michael Jackson says:

    you need to get out more philosopher, you’ll be wanting to be the bad stepfather that beats her next…

  36. philosopher says:

    seriously, can we call a truce?

  37. spaz says:

    philosofher says: STOP CALLING ME A HOMO!
    And,as stated below that video, the more you yell STOP CALLING ME A HOMO! the more people want to call you a homo.

    P.S. I know you said nothing of the sort… the point however is a valid one

  38. Reasoning says:

    Becuase your question was irrelevant considering, you’re still a virin and wants for nothing more than to be the UV ray in the tanning salon that crisped this females rear.. What do you expect?

  39. philosopher says:

    that was a fucking joke, it isn’t very hard to see when someone is kidding. how about you unbunch your panties, and take a look at what I am trying to accomplish

    -the original philosopher who is fighting for his right to free speech without persecution

  40. philosopher says:

    i would sell my soul to be the light particles that gave her those tan lines

  41. philosopher says:

    why is it that no one can answer any of my questions?

  42. Dspayre says:

    You must have a lot of soul, you’d sell it to just about every bit of female flesh on here.

  43. Anonymous says:

    Philosopher got owned? Damn. Go figure.

  44. John McCain says:

    Cool story, bro.

  45. Barack Obama says:

    Owned.

  46. philosopher says:

    how was I pwned? wtf are you talking about?

  47. mezzanine says:

    I was playing with myself before I realized there was an argument here. Internet fights kill my horny.

  48. Harry Goldfarb says:

    I cannot believe I just read that entire argument.

    I just lost 50000 brain cells.

  49. henry says:

    nice gigidy gigidy goo allright

  50. Spatans says:

    Stop the drilling

  51. gonad the barberisin says:

    u both r stupid.hahahaha.

  52. gargamel says:

    Furst


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