Tarzan: The Legend of ToyStroke

October 30th, 2008 | 06:33 am

Well, you know how the old saying goes: You can take the Tarzan out of the jungle, but you can't stop the Tarzan from masturbating.

Other crap to look at:

Aisleyne Horgan is a busted up party slut (drunkenstepfather)

Make oral sex easy for her (askmen)

Jessica Canizales is today's snapshot (coedmagazine)

Eva Longoria doesn't like clothes (gorillamask)

Pickup truck demolishes guy at tollbooth (nothingtoxic)

Crispin Glover's craziest moments (screenjunkies)

Emi Kobayashi is attractive (doubleviking)

This guy had one line in The Sopranos. So he wrote a song about it. (ejb)

Cassie is a cute college girl (collegehumor)

VIkki Blows' topless calendar doesn't blow (hollywoodtuna)

This 15-year-old Iraqi insurgent is angry with you (iambored)

Olivia Mun's Attack of the Whoa (thedailylowdown)

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