I took piano lessons for exactly three weeks. I learned to play one half of Heart and Soul, and my brother learned to play the other half. Then we'd come home and play it on the shitty piano...
I've seen that really crappy Spike Lee movie with Ray Allen in it: If you're a college basketball player, you get to do a lot of chicks. So I would imagine, if you're a college basketball player that basically hits the game saving shot that leads your team to...