Do you think if Albert Einstein made out with a dude he would say "I'm just experimenting?" I don't think he would. I think he'd tell you "I sort of like dudes." People throw the word "experimenting"...
I recently read Darwin's "Origin Of Species" where he details natural selection and how only the strongest of the species will survive. I'm pretty sure if he knew that not only did Pete Wentz impregnate a woman, but most likely that child will prosper as a wealthy individual and spawn...
You ever at the office on a Friday and you're rounding up some of your friends to go grab a few beers when suddenly the really aggressive dude in sales is like "you're getting brewskis? Where we gettin brewski's at? Let's get f*&kin hammered and bang some poon huh?" Then...
Remeber when you'd get into a fight with your dad because he'd walk into the living room naked when you were had friends over and when you'd tell him why that wasn't cool he'd respond with "I ain't wearing clothes around my house. I grew up on a farm in...
Jessica Simpson's vagina is going to be soooooo jealous. Usmagazine.com reports:
Ashlee Simpson is pregnant, a source confirmed to Usmagazine.com.
The singer, 23, is expecting her first child with fiancé Pete Wentz, 28.
There is no WAY evolution would be cool with these two procreating. No way. I've played Oregon Trail enough to...
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz (pictured here uninterested at Ashley's offer of a hand job), are now getting married. People.com reports:
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are getting married, they announced Wednesday.
Simpson's father, Joe, tells PEOPLE he's "totally happy" and "so excited to have Pete as part of (our) family."
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