Pete Wentz Makes Out With The Dudes

June 30th, 2008 | 07:20 pm
Pete Wentz Makes Out With The Dudes

Do you think if Albert Einstein made out with a dude he would say "I'm just experimenting?" I don't think he would. I think he'd tell you "I sort of like dudes." People throw the word "experimenting"...

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