Hi. It's me, your pet parakeet. It's come to my attention that you've been trying to find out why I won't eat your diarrhea: I'm a parakeeet, so I'm not normally one to be bold. But, seeing that this scenario will...
I don't trust this parrot. He seems like the kind of bird that would hide in a dumpster with a knife and lure you over with his baby impression, only to rob and kill you. Evil. Pure evil.
Since I'm not a Magnum P.I. aficionado (and honestly, who is?) I can't say for certain that this clip was from the end of the show's run. But it's pretty obvious that this scene was written when the writer's clearly did not give two shits about how they were going...
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