When I was in third grade, I accidentally crapped my pants at recess. I quietly cleaned up and no one was the wiser. About a month later, this other kid crapped his pants at recess, and it ran...
For the longest time I was trying to figure out exactly why Ashton Kutcher's career seemed familiar. Then I realized, he's essentially the male Jenny McCarthy: Really good looking to the point where every one is afraid to tell him that he's not funny and really super annoying. I can't...
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