It's usually a mistake when you let your parents or relatives get involved in your money making ventures. When I was twelve I had a lawn cutting business and my dad decided to come with me when I went door...
I recently read Darwin's "Origin Of Species" where he details natural selection and how only the strongest of the species will survive. I'm pretty sure if he knew that not only did Pete Wentz impregnate a woman, but most likely that child will prosper as a wealthy individual and spawn...
You ever at the office on a Friday and you're rounding up some of your friends to go grab a few beers when suddenly the really aggressive dude in sales is like "you're getting brewskis? Where we gettin brewski's at? Let's get f*&kin hammered and bang some poon huh?" Then...
Remeber when you'd get into a fight with your dad because he'd walk into the living room naked when you were had friends over and when you'd tell him why that wasn't cool he'd respond with "I ain't wearing clothes around my house. I grew up on a farm in...
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