We here at The Taco hate when people lie to us. So, we like to show you what t.v. shows and ads are really saying. But more than anything, we wish movies posters would be honest with us, so that...
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During last night's All-Star Game, Joe Buck was interviewing Yogi Berra in the booth and Yogi started complaining about all the photo ops he had to do. Buck asked him about Sarah Jessica Parker and Yogi responded, "She's not bad."...
This morning I woke up and I didn't have an erection. The last time that happened, Reagan was in office, and Scott Baio was still delighting TV fans weekly as an incorrigible nanny to three suburban white children. So I wondered this morning, "What is causing this...
I thought Sex and the City's Cynthia Nixon was a card-carrying lesbian. I heard this rumor that she lived in Brooklyn with her girlfriend of four years. But this photo clearly shows her dating a handsome young man who looks like the winner of my middle school's science fair. Did...
A few years ago, my penis and I wrote up a contract laying out some basic rules both of us needed to follow. Some of the highlights were, "I, Penis, hereby promise to not become erect when at any beach and or water park," and "I, Justin, state that...
So, it's being reported today in people.com that Miley Cyrus watches the TBS "edited down version" of Sex And The City, so that she doesn't see an inappropriate content.
"The show she watches is completely sanitized. She watches it on TBS," says a source close to Cyrus.
Well, I went ahead and...
I've never seen Sex and The City, but once at Easter my Grandma got drunk and told a story about giving oral sex to my Grandpa, and I'm guessing the show is basically just hours of that. So, it's with no great sorrow I report one of the characters from...
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