If there's one thing we like more than being told not to call things "Drunken" on this site anymore, it's arguing about really stupid things, like who would win if Amy Winehouse fought Lady Gaga to the death: Stupid Argument that...
My first high school job was working as a Sales Associate at Ross Dress for Less. My best friend Dave also worked there. It was the best job in the entire f*cking world. Remember the movie Mannequin, where Andrew McCarthy just hangs out with a magic mannequin come-to-life in a...
This isn't just any normal castle, though; my castle is shaped like a f*cking skull. Yeah, that's right, a skull. And it's also called Castle Greyskull. Where do you live? In the Oak Terrace Apartments? In the Shady Meadows Housing Subdivision? I live in the Castle F*cking Greyskull! Shit, dude! ...
The fat kid knew better than to go to the bottom of that skate bowl, and when he finally made it out and was asked what the hell is was thinking, he replied with: "I thought they said steak bowl. There wasn't any steak down there. I'm just really disappointed." Jabbar Loves Jeopardy...
For many people today, their local shopping mall takes the place of the town squares of ancient societies. Malls are a place to shop, mingle, and run into people that you don't really want to talk to, and then try not to make eye contact with those people, but then...
No matter where you travel in the world, one thing is always consistent: we all grew up watching the same cartoons. Of course, even cartoon theme songs have to be re-recorded in different languages, and this often leads to some incredibly awesome and hilarious re-interpretations of some of the most...
There will never be a shortage of videos featuring drunk Russians fighting. This one is pretty much the same as all the other ones, except that it's got some whimsical-sounding Russian music to make it feel more authentic, and there's an excellent moment at about 1:00 when a stranger comes...
This is Chick Lambert. He hates Ralph Williams. Also, he's the spokesman in Ralph Williams' car dealership commercial. Hilarity, you may now ensue. Kobe Bryant's High School Btwn-the-Legs Dunk (TotalProSports)The 2009 Miss Coed Contest (CoedMagazine)The 49 Most Influencial Men of '09 (Askmen)Acceptable Man-Jewelry? (MadeMan)Chandra Johnson Hot Gallery (AllLeftTurns)How To Survive A...
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