Flowcharts are a great tool for finding solutions to difficult problems. That's why we've created a flowchart to help you solve one of the most difficult problems of all: what to use as your super-cool nickname.
Holy Taco has the best comments section on the entire internet. We'd gladly pit our commenters against any other site's commenters in a battle of wits, and they'd easily kick ass and take usernames. That's why we've chosen to express our gratitude in the best way we know how: by...
Football sidelines are full of interesting moments. Many of these moments are caught on television, but a lot of them are never seen by the viewing audience at home. Luckily, we've managed to get our hands on some of the best unseen sideline moments in recent NFL and College Football...
American wresting has nothing on the stupid sh*t they're doing in Japan. It's hard to tell, but I think the giant voodoo Hulkster is winning. Watcha gonna do when the giant stuffed Hulkster runs wild on YOU, Japan? Alizee Paradis Is HOT (TotalProSports)Adventure Sports That Are Adventurous (MadeMan)Mears And Grablander...
Everyday, people all over the world encounter hundreds of things that they could easily masturbate to, and sometimes it's difficult to determine if you should or shouldn't jerk off to something. That's why we've created this helpful flowchart to help you determine if you should fap to it:
If you're one of the many lazy people out there, we're here to help. We've created this Official Confession of Laziness just for you. Just email it to whoever needs to see it, or tell them to come here and look at it on your behalf. Whatever's easiest.
This might be the best weatherman ever. You can tell that the anchorman is totaly jealous that the weather guy is getting the attention of the big breasted co-anchor. He even goes as far as to draw a sad face on his score card. What a dick. You lose, anchorman....
If there's one thing we like more than being told not to call things "Drunken" on this site anymore, it's arguing about really stupid things, like who would win if Amy Winehouse fought Lady Gaga to the death: Stupid Argument that Lady Gaga Would Win: First off, don't underestimate Lady Gaga. ...
My first high school job was working as a Sales Associate at Ross Dress for Less. My best friend Dave also worked there. It was the best job in the entire f*cking world. Remember the movie Mannequin, where Andrew McCarthy just hangs out with a magic mannequin come-to-life in a...
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